Emma Caroline

ask me about my cats

[diorie•ू♡ @cecilyhooks]

do y'all think they witnessed the transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison?

[Robby Baber❤️‍🔥 @rlbaber22]

I’d always wondered what happen to those guys!

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

[Emma Caroline @ecbee_96]

Cleveland 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 Taylor Swift 😍

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

You’re gonna love this, Swifties! 👀👀👀

Hey @taylorswift13 + @taylornation13 fans, check out the first word of our last 396 tweets dating back to October 14th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Somebody needs to write the Glen Powell/Matthew McConaughey raunchy brother sports comedy. I can’t do it, because if I write it I’m gonna make them KISS

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

omg this is perfect!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I can’t think about Joe Biden without tearing up a little.

This man ran for president 5 times and lost then enthusiastically backed Obama and played the establishment number two to the greatest leader of his generation.

He wanted to run for president in 2016 but couldn’t because his son Beau died and he was too wracked with grief.

So he comes back in 2020, saves the country from Donald Trump and despite being a career centrist, proceeds to have the most pro-union, pro-working class administration in 80 years, pulls the country out of Covid, pulls us from the economic disaster of Trump into the best economy in the world.

He’s then betrayed by the media class and has to drop out because he’s too old for them. He steps down, for the good of the country, and immediately turns around and full-throatedly endorses the the first Black woman Presidential candidate finalist in U.S. history.

This man.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

girl…with these gun laws, EVERYONE is taking a bullet for this country. he ain’t special.

[showgirl snotty❤️‍🔥 @take0utcoffees]

a black dog, a tattooed golden retriever and a stolen keylime green dog walk into a bar