𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽.

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[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ MURRAY BAUMAN › BALD AMERICAN PIG.
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[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

/ i can't with murray always trying to be an asshole because he wants people to know that he knows stuff.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

@D0N0H8RM I ain’t scared, doc. But my late mother, may her soul rest in peace, taught me that we shouldn’t speak ill of my neighbor’s actions when we too have done the same. You know?

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

Fuckin’ Fitzgerald.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

@D0N0H8RM Yeah ... not sure if we should go down that topic of convo, doc.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

If you put money on the table, that might be arranged.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ‍ᅠ‍‍ ୨୧ . 𝑒̲𝓃̲𝒾̲𝒹̲ ⊹܀ @wlfout]

https://t.co/qkHrIkQW4l AND IN CASE YOU WERE CONFUSED … fuck trump , fuck ice , free palestine , trans rights are human rights , black lives matter , no person is illegal on stolen land & ai kills ! do NOT follow or interact with me if you are a bigot in any sense of the word !

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

... it’s time to snatch away some bottles of vodka. The town’s general store had failed him.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

Good to see you in one piece, mustache and all.

[⚛ @doorofcuriosity]

ᅟᅟᅟHello to you too , Murray .ᐟ

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

The nerd man of the hour has arrived!

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

Just wanted to know where your conscience had fall after ... all that. Ya know, a fella needs to know who can trust these days—with all the crazy shit the Russians are pullin’ off and shit.

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 @D0N0H8RM]

i don’t. after all this, what the hell is sleeping at this point? jesus. asking a lot outta me.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

After learning that you all had hidden creatures and trying to create super mini-soldiers, the UFOs are so last century news to me. But ... real question: how do you sleep at night, doc?

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 @D0N0H8RM]

@eccentricvowed for the last time, the lab was not hiding existence of UFOs!

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

If ya learn how to have manners and treat your patron properly, I might ... put some priority in ‘ that shit ’ delivery.

[‍ ₊˚ ⋅ ‍ 𝓁ike ‍ * ‍ 𝐇𝙸𝐌‍ 𓈒 @BARDSCOMPASS]

god forbid we’re quarantined and Need That Shit.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

@BARDSCOMPASS / here. u dropped this. 👑

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

/ chard really out here ragebaiting murray and i'm all here for it.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

With all the shit that is in that list, it surely seems that y’all want Christmas in May.

[‍ ₊˚ ⋅ ‍ 𝓁ike ‍ * ‍ 𝐇𝙸𝐌‍ 𓈒 @BARDSCOMPASS]

or just make yourself useful and stop treating it as a christmas list, asshole.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

/ time to convince my bestest buddy to write Mister Clarke so we can be iconic old yaoi.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

Santa only delivers gifts once every twelve months so consider yerself lucky to have your shit in two weeks, smartass.

[‍ ₊˚ ⋅ ‍ 𝓁ike ‍ * ‍ 𝐇𝙸𝐌‍ 𓈒 @BARDSCOMPASS]

we can’t wait Two Weeks, Santa.

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

@C0FFEERAMB0 / please, i love these two so much. frenemies!

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

/ interactions, hand them over right now!!

[𝙼𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽. @eccentricvowed]

/ gonna change my writing style a bit to fit my own aesthetics.