Luke Eccleston

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

When you tell your kid it’s time to go to bed and they reply, “I’m not fucking leaving!” you can thank Disney!

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Quick reminder that you owe me everything. https://t.co/LBH6I0GGtq

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Gary Neville is a W……… 😂

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Who knew that a beard could bring about a constitutional crisis? 🧔‍♂️
#Harry #Beard

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

Love this! What a legend @AdamaTrd37 😂 #wolves

[Darryl smith @charliebeau1]

When my lad & his cousins challenge Adama to a race !! What a down to earth top man !🟧⬛️⚽️

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

@passportwaiting 26 days for Adult Renewal. Peterborough. Old passport was signed for on the 10th May. New one delivered on 31st 🙌🏼🛩

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Hello! Hello!

[Eddy @EddyUTDD_]

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

[Marcie Stevens @Mistkella]

The ubereats driver bringing my McDonalds is named Ronald and I can’t think of a better thing that’s happened to me this year.

[Greg James @gregjames]

Always annoying when there’s a quewe at the bus stop

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

These people infuriate me 😡. Luckily I haven’t encountered any….I think I’d actually just plough straight through them. Wonder how brave they be if the cars were travelling at 50mph?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

No one:

The toilets in Wetherspoons:

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

There is no fuel shortage in Britain. But judging by the ridiculous scenes at petrol stations all over the country, there is a massive brain cell shortage.

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

@elcliff85 ….and Croc’s ???

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

a timeline of my day thus far

[L.i.am (@gilesyl14.bsky.social) @GilesyL14]

When you’re queueing for a quick pint & the person in front of you starts ordering cocktails…

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

@NetflixUK @charlphillpott Detty, Detty Pig! 😆

[Luke Eccleston @ecco210]

Traffic lights are pretty simple things 🚦

🟢 Go!

🔴 Don’t go!

🟡 You shouldn’t go…..but if you do it’s at your own risk. Judge it wrong and it’s potentially catastrophic. So most of the time people just don’t go.

Why is it a struggle to apply this thinking to a holiday? 🤦🏼‍♂️