Emma Celeste

I suck at twitter. hope you find entertaining.

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@FreddyLA7 If you can stop by Austin the comedy mothership is a great time. Also DFW you need to stop by the castle yards

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Dear @realDonaldTrump,
I have an idea for director of the NSA:

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@esaagar We can primary him out in 4 years

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

@charliekirk11 And @tedcruz is hiding from his constituents

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency.

Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know!

We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

#RickScott4SenateLeader

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

A vote for John Thune is a vote to memorialize the “anniversary” of the January 6th hoax.

I cannot believe this statement is real. But it is.

Republican Senators, do not do this.

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@tedcruz pls vote for senator Scott. As a Texas resident it would be much appreciated

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@elonmusk I see bots lol. (Maybe not just can’t picture anyone voting for the first two)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RonPaul I agree that we should not empower neocon warmongers

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@growing_daniel Wait this has been me for the last decade but inverted

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

WHY TRUMP WON

While the legacy media has a meltdown searching for hitherto undiagnosed psychoses in the electorate to explain its embrace of a Hitlerian strongman, the truth is much simpler than their fictions.

This election is a reminder that after all the manufactured drama and overheated rhetoric, politics is still about issues. Whether you agreed with him or not, Trump ran a substantive campaign based on issues like the border, inflation, crime, and war.

Harris ran on vibes, celebrity endorsements, name-calling (“convicted felon”, “fascist”), debunked hoaxes (“very fine people”), and platitudes (“democracy”). She would neither defend the Biden-Harris record nor say what she would do differently. When she did talk about specific issues, they were often stolen from Trump (child tax credit; no tax on tips; border funding).

On the one issue where Democrats had an advantage, abortion, Trump deftly got ahead of the issue by rejecting a national ban and removing problematic language from the GOP platform. Harris wore out the issue by blatantly lying about Trump’s position and by exhibiting her own party’s extremism (nobody needed to see an abortion truck at the DNC).

While Trump expanded his coalition with MAHA (health) and DOGE (government efficiency), Harris concluded her ersatz campaign by going all in on demonizing her opponent, pretending Madison Square Garden was a Nazi convention.

The fact that voters saw through it should be reassuring, even if you don’t agree with the result. Voters want to know how a candidate will give them a better life and, increasingly, they have learned to tune out the rest as noise.

While the legacy media creates excuses and impugns the motives of voters to explain why Trump won, the reason is simple: Trump is the candidate who spoke to voters’ concerns directly.

It’s the issues, stupid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate assessment

[wassieloyer @wassielawyer]

Holy shit looks like that son of a bitch @elonmusk really saved democracy as a casual side quest between playing Diablo 4 and sending rockets to Mars.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let that sink in

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Dear Trump supporters who are considering not voting because the polls look good,

I’m begging you to remember this.

[Emma Celeste @ECeleste1994]

@elonmusk What even is this video lol. Kind of love it but wtf lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

We’re not running against a candidate. We’re running against a system.