Erica Nelsen

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

The wine opener died. Cue the end of my sanity. #allofthewine #lazyparent

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

If you ever piss me off, I'm giving your child a kazoo #revenge #noisy #extremeparenting

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

@Dadpression there is. It's when it's empty because you secretly ate them while hiding in the pantry because you don't want to share.

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Think I just dislocated my shoulder taking my sports bra off. Never exercising again #sweatysportsbra #thestruggleisreal

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

I shaved my legs! This means fresh pajamas! #lazyaf

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Part of me never wants to shower because I know my real people clothes are not as comfortable as my #activewear

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

TaaDaa!!! All done! #sewingtable #construction

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

And now I'm missing a screw...#sewingtable #construction

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Lid is on. Didn't kill myself. Now on to drawers #sewingtable #construction

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Only broke one dowel and cussed minimally #sewingtable #construction

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

I'm building furniture. Wish me luck. #sewingtable #construction

[Pregnant Chicken @pregnantchicken]

Yep.

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Did you know there's an emo puppet band out there? Neither did we. Meet Fragile Rock. https://t.co/yYu1e0njtE

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Are you excited by the change now? #notmypresident

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Showered before 5. But tried to comb my hair with a squeegee. #cantallbewinners

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Let's just pretend that you are an adult and I don't have time for your shit. Put your own dishes in the dishwasher #adultingishard

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Things that get done while I am home: eat cheese. Things that don't get done: everything else #cheeseforlife #fancycrackers

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

#kale #groceries #autocorrect #predictedtext #wtfisakelepenis

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Gahdamnit son! Put your f*cking toys away before I have a heart attack! #plastic #setitonfire #hugebug

[Erica Nelsen @ecericamoe]

Congress, please keep the twatwaffle that we elected for president in check in spite of your party affiliation. Signed, a concerned citizen