Emily

You're different because you're better. You're both better different. In a different, but better way.

[Emily @ecgerber]

My New Years resolution for 2020 is to cry in public MORE. Did OK in 2019 but know I can do better.

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@colleenclaes ok next watch Brothers

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this is where we’re at

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@colleenclaes I truly just made this discovery on Saturday

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Steve Harvey Oswald…..there’s something there…….

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new job is really getting in the way of my Phone Time

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@gabebergado Mark!!!!!!

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I’m in my Velma era (can’t find my glasses)

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911 I DONT THINK THERE ARE ANY JIMMY JOHNS IN NEW YORK

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@growing_daniel @MegRotter

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@michelleliuzzo where are those sweaters from tho

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pushing drugs on everyone at the party (Tums)

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2023 is the year I’m finally going to do an escape room. I’ve dragged my feet long enough

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It makes you wonder who the just ‘Emily’ is in my mom’s life

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Never seen someone commit as hard to the ‘constant stomping around in heeled shoes’ bit like our upstairs roommate. Gotta commend her

[Emily @ecgerber]

@michelleliuzzo So you’re saying I’m inspiring?

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So far the most shocking part of The Watcher is Naomi Watt’s commitment to monochromatic neutrals

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I’m in my desperate housewife era (I’m watching Desperate Housewives)

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why do all the movies on Peacock look like the made up movies from 30 Rock

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There’s no greater gaslight than the automated call center bot not understanding a single thing you say

[Emily @ecgerber]

There’s a lot of reasons why I wouldn’t stand a CHANCE on survivor (cries a lot, easily sunburns, needs to constantly be snacking, etc) but one of the top has to be that I would NEVER be able to confidently deliver a one-liner straight into the camera