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My #LagosLifeCBN manifesto ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฌ
Loopholes printed money from nothing. The hole is closed, but the effects on the economy na die. My plan:
1. Close every hole. At least one hole is still open. Kudos to the president for fixing football betting.
2. Amnesty. Two weeks to declare unexplained wealth, pay 30%, keep the rest clean. After that, EFCC comes harder.
3. New naira. Under โฆ10m swaps one to one. Above that, the rate gets worse as wealth grows. Unconverted money loses value.
4. CBN bonds. Nice 1, president. Lock money 2 to 8 weeks for interest. Matured bonds still go through the naira swap. You can't hide in bonds to dodge CBN
5. No tier cliffs. Today โฆ1.01bn is poorer than โฆ999m. A smooth curve kills the reason for alt accounts.
6. Catch structuring. Splitting transfers to dodge limits gets flagged to EFCC.
7. Luxury auctions. Banana Island plots next to the billionaires, car registration plates like Dubai, titles. Watch whales outbid each other to show off.
8. Campaign funding. Back your candidate big. Funds are locked for rallies, billboards and branded rice only. Leftovers burn. Donors listed publicly. Godfather energy
9. Protect the grind. Wages, small businesses and new players untouched. First โฆ5m never taxed.
10. Business expensing. Run car, fuel, rent and data through your business, up to 30% of weekly income. Claim small and you're fine. Claim too much and FIRS go land ๐งพ
11. Weekly CBN report. Money supply, inflation index, money destroyed. All public.
Bonus: EFCC wanted list for multi trillionaires with unexplained wealth. Your face dey board ๐
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Bought a Lexus to celebrate my Promotion to Tech Lead and I am aggressively reducing my Liquidity before Founder goes to employ Otoide as CBN Governor ๐๐
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