Scott

I told my body to screw off for 15 years, and it finally turned around and told me, 'I'm not going to do it anymore.'"

[Scott @echlpxp]

https://t.co/0SyWV8UliD On September 11, 2001 Mark Bavis lost his life aboard United Airlines flight 175 which struck the South Tower of the World Trade Center. His loss was a devastating blow to the National Hockey League and all who knew and Loved him. The Mark Bavis Leadership

[Scott @echlpxp]

@WTOP A?? Illegal immigrant. You left that out

[Scott @echlpxp]

Hey @espn where can we watch that amazing pregame piece on Alex Ovechkin #forever8 @PKSubban1 ??

[Scott @echlpxp]

There is no one like @rayferraro21 on @espn Best ex player giving it to us from the ice. #chickenparm #USAvsCAN #USAHockey

[Scott @echlpxp]

@TedLeonsis @Capitals Mine fell apart. Epic fail

[SCATTERBRAIN 🧠 @BriBurkheiser]

I’ve been in a very dark place over the last year. My mind hasn’t allowed me to enjoy much in life. I succumbed to self-hate and criticizing myself to no end. I’ve felt not good enough to be in the position I am, and have suffered from serious imposter syndrome.

Over the last week some of those feelings started to suffice. Traveling to Japan gave me a new appreciation for life. I can’t quite explain it.. but I was absorbed in the people, culture, and atmosphere. Forever grateful to have taken this trip. Thank you Japan. I can’t wait to return to your beautiful country. 🇯🇵

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

*WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .*

*The Italian –* throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

*The German –* carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

*The Frenchman –* takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

*The Chinese –* eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

*The Russian –* Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

*The Israeli –* sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

*The Palestinian –* blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

[Scott @echlpxp]

@NHL_On_TNT please fix the sound. Sounds like everyone is underwater

[NHLonTNT @NHL_On_TNT]

The infinite chug is back on #NHLonTNT @BizNasty2point0

[Scott @echlpxp]

@NYCEMSwatch In the old days, they’d go through the windows and loosen the connection just enough to flood the car. #the70’s

[Vicki @UnfilteredVicki]

@NHLBruins Can you give Abby a thumbs up and a retweet? Her Halloween Zamboni costume is a total tribute to her favorite team! @wbz @NESN

[Scott @echlpxp]

@UnfilteredVicki @NHLBruins @wbz @NESN 👍

[megan @meg_odd13]

Twitter do your Magic.
This is my cousin Noah. 1 blood clot in the brain, lost all mobility of his arms and legs and is currently in rehab. It would mean the world to have the hockey universe cheering him on through his journey🏒🥅 @NHL @91Tavares @Marner93 @cmcdavid97 @AM34

[Scott @echlpxp]

https://t.co/0SyWV8UliD On September 11, 2001 Mark Bavis lost his life aboard United Airlines flight 175 which struck the South Tower of the World Trade Center. His loss was a devastating blow to the National Hockey League and all who knew and Loved him. The Mark Bavis Leadership

[Scott @echlpxp]

@4thlineVoice Was the concussion spotter still in attendance. @nhlplayersafety

[Daniel Carcillo @CarBombBoom13]

Steve Montador had 19 documented concussions in the #NHL

He was cleared for his 16th, 17th, 18th & 19th #concussion in a span of 12 weeks when we played together on the #Blackhawks

It killed him & I fight to hold those responsible, accountable

@NHLBlackhawks #TBI #CTE

[Capitals PR @CapitalsPR]

Congrats to #Caps equipment manager Craig “Woody” Leydig who is working his 2,500th career NHL game tonight.

[Scott @echlpxp]

@BriBurkheiser @tylersmyth @dangerkids Thanks for being so kind to my son tonight. #Don't forget your life's your own
Don't ever let it go
@IPrevailBand

[Hockey Fight History @HistoryOfFights]

In his first NHL game, Nordiques' rookie @PaulStewart22 fought Terry O'Reilly, Stan Jonathan, & Al Secord all in the 1st period. 11.20.79 #HFH #PaulStewartHatTrick

[Scott @echlpxp]

@HistoryOfFights God rest his soul.

[Scott @echlpxp]

@Breaking911