Mike Rodriguez

Dad, husband, war veteran...I'm here for the octothorpes.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@iMSumElse_ @BiggerSerge @CBSNews His employer

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@bertkreischer I made the fucking show and you killed it! Thank god for an opening act. Also...now I know how to sign "you get a minor"

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@bertkreischer feeling a little pissed i might miss the show, stuck on the turnpike since early this morning.
#CalledOffWork#ForNothing

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@UGI_Utilities I guess when you have your customers by the balls , moral business practice is out the window. #WeNeedAnotherGasCompany

[Justin Halpern @justin_halpern]

Trump makes a lot of good points here and I think we owe him an apology.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@HorizonServices why don't your guys have steady work, but there is always a "now hiring" sign up?

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@KimKardashian shut the fuck up already.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

The "Kelly-purge" has started in Philadelphia. Howie is cleaning house.
#FlyEaglesFly #bleedgreen #EagleNation

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

Brilliant. @ The Basement https://t.co/5J3poUV9DJ

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

If a pelican was in a casino parking lot, there is no doubt that it would eat a baby. I saw one eat a pigeon on crowded boardwalk.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

First fire of the season. Enjoying the decent winter weather. @ The Basement https://t.co/C7eF7f5IVV

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

Oh Kanye...you moron. @ The Basement https://t.co/Dm2P3IUig6

[Ric @sfiiifftf]

Sometimes I pee sitting down to kill time at work.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

I don't always have soft, un-wipable shit, but when I do...the only accessible restroom is a jobsite shitter.
#firstworldproblems#hotwings

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Holy shit - Stiffler's mom owns the Broncos? #SuperBowl

[Justin Halpern @justin_halpern]

"And now, Peyton Manning will be presented with the Trent Difler award, to the Least Valuable Player on a Superbowl winning team."

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

I'm pretty sure @JaredAllen69 does porn on the side.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

@ChrisGethard the fact that you look like a prepubescent Payton Manning has me picking the Broncos on Sunday. Great show tonight.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

[Mike Rodriguez @echo36mike3]

Me: Looking at phone...
Coworker: Stop watching porn Mike
Me: I'm not watching porn...is he making a joke or does he actually know?