echoo🥀😂

[$ULLY❕ @itsizoh13_l]

Mih nayo ukiniomba deni lazima nikupee lecture kidogo alafu nikuambie sina

[Chalant dreadhead @Just_Mucha_]

Ningekuwa naitwa Tom ningedate waschana wanaitwa Njeri only. Ndio harusi muambiwe welcome to Tom and Njeri's wedding

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

When you tell an African police officer that you want to speak to your lawyer

[.𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“me hanging out with nepo kids”

Nepo 1: “who ever loses this round pays the 250k bill”

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Dear God,
Money that will bring ashawo allegations is all I ask for. Pleaseeeee.😭

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[SR🖤 @_Shivam_says]

Hot af🥵

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Men tend to choose higher paying careers like doctor, engineer, lawyer, or CEO.

While women tend to choose lower paying careers like female doctor, female engineer, female lawyer, or female CEO.

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Nikikuja kwa nyumba yako nikwambie "sitakula", tafadhali msiniamini. Hiyo ni salamu, si final decision😂

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

“you’re very quiet in class, how come you know every gist”

me when people are gisting in class: 😂

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Skuizi stokangi njee sana, nilitumia bahati zangu zote zikaisha bana,sahii slide kiasi tu kwa stairs ni hivyo siko hii dunia tena..mtumie zenu vizuri wadau

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When a blunt gives me direct orders to eat food meant for 17 guests

[🕸️🕷️ @redlotuslok]

Kuna hii kitu inaitwa Kofi na utakula

[Jimmy @kajairo0]

Mzae akikuona kwa TV ukiekezea changa moto mnazopitia kama wanabodaboda na alikutuma University kusoma🤧😂😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[KD @3headeddgoat]

"25th mnatokea?"

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

no fly list