the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀

29 • they/them • leftist • queer • neurodivergent

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

In case anyone wanted to know the absolute gold I post on Parler, here’s what I posted last night. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

AI has ruined the phrase "and honestly?" for me

[WeOutHere @MakeEmGoMad]

@unusual_whales Barron Trump, a 19 year old, has made $40,000,000 since Donald took office last year.

Unusual.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades on financial markets ahead of public announcements by President Trump, including during the Iran war

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

I've no time for your japes today, Fools of April

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

You wanna dress up like a knight and play swords? Of course you do, you’re twelve.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@RepThomasMassie @RepMTG I never thought I’d be liking a tweet from a right-wing politician, but here I am. Good on you.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨BOMBSHELL: A Trump DOJ official was caught on hidden camera saying the FBI intentionally redacted Republican names from the Epstein files—while leaving Democrats exposed.

He also admits Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to “keep her mouth shut.”

This is criminal witness tampering.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@HoochTheGooch @unusual_whales Y’all really need to consult AI to find information? Damn.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

This shit makes me want to laugh and scream at the same time. Truly one of the times to be alive.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Donald Trump on Jeffrey Epstein: "These files were made up by Comey, they were made up by Obama, they were made up by Biden."

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

An entire generation under the age of 30 is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them

Society is not ready for the consequences of this. A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch it burn

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

BREAKING: Rep. Thomas Massie just dropped a bomb.

He named one of the billionaires in Epstein’s black book, John Paulson.

Paulson isn’t just some rich guy. He’s a major GOP donor, pumping money into the Republican Party, the Speaker of the House, and Trump’s campaign. And Epstein kept his name in his little black book.

Let that sink in. The same billionaire who bankrolls the party, bankrolls the Speaker of the house, bankrolls Trump, is on the Epstein’s list.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@Zat0ichi @emilybernay This feels like an inverted tarot card. What does the inverted Fritz mean for my future?

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@Whatsynumber @TheCinesthetic Bite me (and try veeeery hard not to), you miserably sex-organ-obsessed loser

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i saw these headlines and assumed he chanted death to israel or something, come to find out he said “i want to welcome all israelis and palestinians to this concert as equal human beings” oh the horror

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@Michael_Druggan @BerylWallxx So you want to look like that for you, which is great! But you can’t blame a girl for not being attracted to you — it makes it look like you’re only doing it to get laid…which is also fine, I suppose, but less interesting or nuanced.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

Unless Dak called Jalen Carter a slur between plays, that eviction was well-earned. This is why we can’t have nice things.

[the nth day of christmas (parody) 🐀 @echochambers14]

@Taylor_Fritz97 I was screaming at my tv for an hour hoping that someone would tell you!! Even the official photos from @usopen have the headband upside-down 😅 I was excited when you fixed it after the second set, then won the third set, though!! GG!

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

gen z is objectively right to wear pimple patches out in public. why slather a skin condition with skin-clogging makeup just to conceal its existence from others, when you could slap on a cute medicated bandage that actually treats it? why should skincare always be invisibilized?