B/Eve

I'll dance with your ghost in the living room, and I'll play the piano alone.

[B/Eve @echoevemorrow]

Hey @dominos thanks for letting my wife be home with me for Christmas. ❤️💚❤️💚❤️ We love you.

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Thanks for hanging out with me this year, @Mythical gentlemen.
@rhettmc @LinkNeal 💕 #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/rhkGG8cl17

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Ope. Watching Scream 3 again.

How many times is too many times? There's no such number. . .

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I packed a Crown Royal care package to support the troops. Want to share your generosity? Join the mission: https://t.co/PXmZrbFZhv #PurpleBagProject

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@LisaRieffel Isn't it always?

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I live in a world where Johnny Depp is 60 years old.

Dude, it's like 2010 and that's not possible. How am I 30?!

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Side note, if y'all haven't seen Cockneys vs Zombies what are you doing with your life?

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In my opinion, even though no one asked, Willy's Wonderland is a superior movie to Five Nights At Freddy's. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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So like. Five Nights At Freddy's was a horrible disappointment.

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I do not have puppet cancer!

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The Cordelia x Connor storyline is still the worst thing I've seen.

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Who is your Mount Rushmore of celebrity crushes?

Neve Campbell, Holly Combs, Karen Gillan, Elise Bauman 💕

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Neve Campbell is the most beautiful human being.

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@USSRdad @LisaRieffel Happy anniversary! I wish you many more years of marital adventures. 💕🥳

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Good times, @markiplier

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The devil's lettuce

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My cat stole my wife's new pillow because. Full stop.

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Should I join a support group for my Buffy obsession?

"Hello, my name is ______ and I've been living and breathing a 1997 TV show since 2007."

[Buffy Quotes @BestofBuffy]

Willow: I'm kind of curious to find out what sort of career I could have.
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.
#BuffyQuotes #Buffy