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Pronouns: they/them/theirs. Creative Writing Poetry MFA student at UNM. I think I'm funny but my cats won't laugh at my jokes.

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they/them are my biological pronouns

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@CritTrashStudy yes. the people are still there!

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"fortune favors the lucky"

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@kefir_daddy I've been planning to buy the @ThunderLotus game Spiritfarer as an end of the semester present for myself since literally before the semester started

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writing when u have #ADHD is like:
*starts a new paragraph*
"is this an entirely new task??"
#amwriting

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when will someone invent a rhythm search engine where i can just put in unstressed/stressed etc. and then it will tell me what unremembered line of poetry i have stuck in my head

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omg I'm laughing academic help spam bots get off my tweet

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Send help I gotta write essays #amwriting
(Nothing against essays I love essays I just struggle with writing anything long form)

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As a poet my goal is usually an excess of concision #amwriting

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if dishes were fishes I would have so many fishes

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Breaking News: Microsoft Teams Crashes Grad Student's Laptop Three Times in a Row

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I used to be able to reach a gym from this spot on a bike path. Now I have to scramble past this canal and up these dirt inclines. This makes the gym inaccessible to disabled folks, and even able bodied ppl are at risk of injury. @NianticLabs #HearUsNiantic

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@NianticLabs Decreasing interaction distance in Pokemon Go reduces accessibility and is frankly dangerous #HearUsNiantic

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@CritTrashStudy not sure if Any Of This made sense. it feels very self contradictory. I'm very confused by it and I'm the one experiencing it. bc adderall making ppl sleepy is a Known Thing but just rare enough that ppl don't know what to do about it

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@CritTrashStudy with adderall as the metaphorical "on button". bc apparently I can't get proper rest with the on button on. and I guess when I take adderall consecutively for too long it's like there's no more power in the battery pls turn computer off in order to recharge.

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Anyway now I'm darning my socks for fun and experimentation! If I like it I may invest in different kinds of thread instead of using cotton on wool socks like some kind of war criminal

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I was today years old when I learned that darning isn't just a synonym for mending, but a specific way of weaving thread into worn places in clothing to increase their longevity. https://t.co/0smVayjiMf