Ella Kaufmann

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[Ella Kaufmann @eckaufmann17]

@MaierMicalyn Same

[Ella Kaufmann @eckaufmann17]

Hi, my ultimate pet peeve is when people think they are inherently entitled to a life of travel and beach and instant gratification. You are the only person responsible for your life! The world owes you nothing! Live for the good of those around you! Aight bye.

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@brandicantu_ Ok wait maybe we aren’t soulmates, I’m a huge fan of times new roman

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@brandicantu_ Ya soulmates

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@brandicantu_ I knew we were soulmates dang

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I hate bow ties

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I wanna feel smart again like freshman year Ella 😔 sophomore year Ella ain’t it folks

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You ever notice yourself in the mirror and be like wait I know her and then realize smh you dummy it’s you bc uh

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People who have phone conversations while in public restrooms are on a whole other level

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I’d like to say, I’m getting a solid 12 likes on my tweets at this point in my twitter career. You tell me what’s wrong with that 👀 (ps the answer is I should be getting less, like closer to, perhaps 1? Which is mic btw)

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I’m not gonna lie man I’m pretty sure tide to go sticks are little tubes of instant miracle given to us directly by God bc there is no way they actually just remove stains like that

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@MichaelMagambo Woke up at 9 so yeah 🤷‍♀️

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Yeah, try and sleep through this, subconscious, I dare you

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@kenadiewilde Literally what I am doing currently we’re the same

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Wow so guess who spilled coffee all over her white shorts two seconds after getting out of her car on the first day of class!! And now I have no coffee and have to walk around like an idiot until 3:30 #lovinglife

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@da_silverado I will never speak to you again, “Rod”

[Ellie 🏔 Glup @Ellie_8848]

Accurate representation of me after my last final

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SI is for sweaty nerds! It’s proven

[Brandi Nicole @brandicantu_]

“Whoever has SI rn are big nerds” 😭😂

[Ella Kaufmann @eckaufmann17]

Do I get an automatic A if I vomit out of anxiety?

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@abelgcastro Weak