James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.
Sickening for Arsenal in the end. The fans should’ve just invaded the pitch at 1-0 and got the game abandoned.
The referee could’ve pretended he’d blown the whistle and Arsenal would be champions. Shame.
One of Glasgow's more confusing icons will soon disappear from Partick - the infamous Hot Doughnut sign.
For over a decade the slightly terrifying mascot has loomed over Dumbarton Road, proving a perennial trender online and starring in its own merchandise line.
But the grinning human-doughnut hybrid is being retired as the business' owner Sylwia Knaak moves into wholesale.
She's giving fans - who tell her the sign belongs in Kelvingrove Museum - the chance to get their photo taken with the eponymous Hot Doughnut when it comes down a week on Saturday.
Sylwia also gave us a sneak peek at one of the discarded designs... which may have proven even hotter.
I know it's hot tonight, but please don't leave your window open.
There are guys going about just now dressed as clowns and they're creeping in the windows and slashing people's faces.