Elizabeth McClellan

goofing off

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@TRISTAR1 please remake Labyrinth starring @Harry_Styles as the goblin king. The world needs this.

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@mpopetweets Omg my HERO

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@noshownico OH MY GOD THIS IS ICONIC AND U ARE BRILLIANT

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

living in new york is one big hazing ritual pass it on

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

Me? Fully drunk on 1.5 vodka-seltzers. My dad? Asleep in his armchair watching MSNBC. Every night we do this little dance!

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

Me and my dad watching a movie set in prohibition-era Virginia but starring Tom Hardy? The definition of compromise.

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

I used to have a 401k and now I’m 24 living w my parents and drinking vodka out of a seltzer can; ppl can change!

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

Spread my ashes in the IKEA showroom

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

i haven't tweeted in 6 months and today i broke my silence to say... this.

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

my hobby is cheese, is that allowed

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@falafelemons This is actually very good and funny !!!!

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

My mom my therapist my sister = the holy trinity is that okay to say

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@noshownico :O who me??

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@noshownico okayyyy you would absolutely kill on tiktok

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

experiencing a fun new collaboration between Visual Migraine and Food Poisoning, as the kids say it slaps

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@kaylarkirk As someone who spent six years regularly making banana splits and who is therefore an expert on this topic, peeling from the bottom is the superior method. You get fewer gross stringy things (yes, that is the scientific term).

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

This season's trendiest pasta shape is a wide rigatoni tell me I'm wrong

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@Daniizle @poetastrologers oof they got me

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

It’s like take all the bad parts about being old and all the bad parts about being young and that’s 23

[Elizabeth McClellan @eclairemcclell]

@Daniizle I'm definitely "this isn't our sound it's their sound" but with "unless he wears a diaper" rising