Eloise ✨

I write other people's captions and essays

[Michala Kowalski @MichalaKowalski]

@keelinoreilly on fire presenting on the Victorian government’s continued failure (of nearly 30 years) to support public inquiries’ recommendations to decriminalise and/or depenalise simple possession of cannabis #APSAD22

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

it's a lovely evening at @ACMI and you are a live performance of a horrible goose's soundtrack 🦢 what a great discussion on music and interactivity with @dangolding and @astroblob

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

small town vintage store bingo:
✅one small deaf/blind old dog
✅the word 'bazaar' or 'emporium' in the name
✅ceramic horses that seriously can't be worth that much can they?
✅ so many mills and boon novels, like so many
✅no really the only books are erotica

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

removing my nail polish but leaving just enough on so that I can anxiously pick it off in between doomscrolling today 😌😌😌

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

@phoebeagrant nah katamatite today, in talking tiny towns

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

small town vintage store bingo:
✅one small deaf/blind old dog
✅the word 'bazaar' or 'emporium' in the name
✅ceramic horses that seriously can't be worth that much can they?
✅ so many mills and boon novels, like so many
✅no really the only books are erotica

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

@phoebeagrant somehow no racist dolls which is nice

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

I love my friends so much but I do wonder where I went wrong meeting people who don't play settlers of catan

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

eating chocolate mousse straight out of the bowl it was served in... that's decadence

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

my god there is so much going on in this quarter

[keegan @FranziaMom]

every Scorpio horoscope

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

I'm wine drunk what impulsive thing should I do:
a) slide into someone's DMs for the first time
b) drink more wine
c) post a tweet that no one asked for
d) all of the above

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

as a Hawthorn supporter please know I am very embarrassed about Jeff Kennett and really wish he wasn't our club president

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

absolutely nauseous at the thought of being a graduate in two weeks with no work experience

[Dan Golding @dangolding]

I am still so, so angry about what happened with uni fees in parliament last week.

@DaveMilbo and the folk at @shot_au kindly let me explain in irate detail why. https://t.co/bKuS9ru7U0

[The Shot @shot_au]

Reminder to sign the petition into the Murdoch Media concentration if you didn't get through on the weekend. Let's try our best to not let Australia go down the same path America has https://t.co/wdkj1QNDzk

[Jacob Sartorius @jacobsartorius]

idgaf

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

everyday I log onto my silly little linkedin account and get recommend silly little jobs that are not relevant to me

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

or if you're staying the night how about we complete a puzzle together?

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

thinking about how I'm gonna have a guest book for everyone to sign when restrictions lift enough to have people over bc we need to be able to trace any cases... might have to scrapbook it...

[Eloise ✨ @eclane99]

connect four not your thing? that's okay, I've got a whole games cupboard