E. Clayton Rowe

I'm back. Did anybody miss me?

Melanistically-challenged male human of a certain age.

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Cuba Gooding Jr portrayed this brave seaman in the movie Pearl Harbor. Otherwise, this is submitted for you consideration.

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@Matt_Pinner No. Nothing against Ms. Swift,but I have grandkids who would appreciate these as much as I liked my spot at Watkins Glen Summer Jam.

The Grateful Dead did a five-hour set, but I didn't see it all. The people I hitched a ride with abandoned their van five miles out and we walked.

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Only 36 percent of people answered this correctly. Can you? https://t.co/O3bozhEg9b

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Many women call this the sexiest foreplay.

[Elma @oelma__]

yes or no?

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Usually this was a sign that my glasses were about to be knocked off.

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

What's the first thing that pops in your head? Hmm 🤔?¿

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Palindrome Fun from Weird Al

Fun Fridays – September 12, 2025 https://t.co/8c9Ov3hG0R

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My usual perspective is that usage trumps grammatical rules. But I'm open to other points of view, especially when expressed with humor.

J’refuse…! https://t.co/EXx2OAIk4W

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@PTSportsFix The Hick from French Lick

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@LFrostWrites May I suggest canning or freezing? A little extra summer is a minor miracle, like peach pie for Thanksgiving or peach cobbler in a Dutch oven when the power is out in a snowstorm

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Even if it's pronounced "Loo-iss," the proper possessive form remains the same.

[HARTMOUTH HORRORS @Hart_Horrors]

Writers, how would you handle the possessive of the name Louis (pronounced loo-ee)?

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If the roaster is out on a school night, it's full of garden vegetables. It was the biggest container in the kitchen.

[CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽 @conquertheno]

What's in the pot?

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@KarenLNHollis I watched three game shows and an historical documentary about the Clean Air Act. ( I also agonized over whether "an historical..." or "a historical..." was correct. Only a human writer would care.)

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Uh oh.

Elderly Positivity Bias May Signal Early Cognitive Decline - https://t.co/Maghr8kalv via @neurosciencenew

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Or maybe from where your parents grew up, in that my father in Maine only had access to the Boston Red Sox on the radio. Then Eastern Connecticut, where I grew up, with local media concentrating on the Boston teams.

[S_U_Network @S_U_Network]

True or False: You got your favorite sports teams from your parents.

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@KMWeiland has a new post on character argument style that I am exploring for my audio drama podcast.

My wannabe gameshow host uses an avoidance strategy. He hangs up on a caller and launches into a solo rant.

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It's the "finish" part that would be hard. I'm easily distracted by new ideas.

[JasonWMizer @JasonWMizer]

If I could write full time, I think I could manage 4 books a year. I've got the ideas, just not the time.

What about you?

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Men shouldn't be "helping." They should be owning.

Cook meals on your days off. Do your own laundry. And towels and bedding for everyone. Vacuum. Sweep and mop.

[American Values 🇺🇸 @AVGirl4Life]

Should they?

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Maybe the journey is more important than the destination for a 'SnotRocket Scientist.

Discovering Life’s Meaning Through Emotion and Exploration - https://t.co/jT75dy2d0O via @neurosciencenew

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The 'SnotRocket Science Club wants you to stay informed.

New Article from James Tour Undermines a Pillar of Origin-of-Life Theories https://t.co/GqNFG3c6Qr via @discoveryCSC

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@kittytriplet I had leftover pulled pork on flour tortillas. My wife was kinda resentful that I didn't cook anything on my day off, but my daughter brought home takeout for the grandkids (both over 18) so I didn't think I was worthwhile.