Twenty First Century Schizoid Man.

Satirical tendencies. Karaoke maestro. Sports, concerts and movies make me smile. Vessel for random facts. Self awareness is my superpower.

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Tim Curry!?

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

I bought me an old school and blew out the brains
The Roc The Mic tour, I threw off my chain

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I'm sensing a lot of tension now that I'm rapping
But the kids used to look up to you, what happened?

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

@LePetiteLeRoux Me, seventy percent of the time I'm on here

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Consider the source

[MamaCiniCamini @LePetiteLeRoux]

Now we talking!

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Damn.

[you ain’t got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Linda McMahon is just as evil as her husband.

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Where would they put it

[MamaCiniCamini @LePetiteLeRoux]

?

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

"That's a female!" - Ice Cube

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Enes Kanter and Natasha Cloud getting into it right now 😳

(h/t @Fullcourtpass)

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Thought this was Angie Stone, father forgive me

[The Tragic Octocoon @COONnificent]

Who is kvontaydevon?

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Just because you blessed with cash
Doesn't mean your shorty won't let me finesse that...

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

This nigga Jayceon sampled himself, that's a flex

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Nigga can't keep his dick in his pants smh

[MamaCiniCamini @LePetiteLeRoux]

Omg?

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Why are they in the parking lot to begin with

[Hijabi Ninjafarian @RACKS_]

WTH did I just watch lmao

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Hey, at least it's in color. They're slowly learning.

[Corvette @stoned_fox1]

Hey...sooo don't do this again.

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@COONnificent He's already pled no contest to misdemeanors, bro about to pay court costs and go about his day

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I just hit the John Wall. This will be a great day. "The Documentary III" is all gas, no breaks.

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

@MsLaFitteTweets Sending love and strength in this trying time.

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Jed York out there paying for punani, can't even be mad at em

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

I saw @ellamai in Columbus tonight. These were my highlights.

[Twenty First Century Schizoid Man. @eclecticmontez]

Shout-out to Waffle House for the post concert vittles.