Eclectic's cafe

Hello, I am your host Maru. I stream from my interdimensional cafe to both provide a cozy 3rd place and to hide from the IRS.
Streaming Tuesdays 19:00 EST

[Eclectic's cafe @eclectics_cafe]

It’s a shame for your team to win the Stanley Cup but all the merch for this historic moment is made by Fanatics and wouldn’t last by the time the next cup run came up 😭

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About halfway done with my @Canes rug. Little touch up here, gluing there and I'll have myself a nice piece to rest on while watching the next game

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@LiteralKosmos @SaruMariVTB He/him
6'5
16🤡
Aries/Taurus cusp🐏🐂
Nah🚭
Yes
Just the ear
Blue 🩵
Coke or cheerwine

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I want princess blueberry fanart

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So this morning a supervisor came up to me to talk about a complaint I got where the person wanted an investigation because I threw up a gang sign associated with LGBTQ gangs???? I was unaware gay gangs existed????

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We’re working on product 🤫here’s a sneak peek at what we’re doing with our good friend @eclectics_cafe. Be sure to check them out! 👽

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While people who know me personally would I'm strongly inclined to vote for the plane themed one, I really need people to vote for the unicorn one. I really want to see those handed out at the next election
https://t.co/BkaLVvWeXQ

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I forgot my headphones. I'm going to be at work rawdogging reality today I guess

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I wanted to play with gold leaf and resin, and I do say, I like how it turned out

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I love seeing the canes getting me a bo-berry biscuit

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The year started out rough. Today I got news that I may be getting a promotion, I got a letter from the IRS saying I won my appeal, and a wedding I'm excited for next week. What will make this month the best would be if the Hurricanes can beat Florida. Looking up from here boys

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Stream at 8 tonight instead of 7. Got some buddies coming on to have a gentlemanly discussion about our tastes in anime

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When I turn on my washing machine, it sounds like an Aztec death whistle. You may think this is a problem, and yes I at one time thought so too. However, I feel it has an uncanny charm at this point and is now a feature instead of a bug

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*touches the ground*
"Hmm, something bad happened here"

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Did I get so caught up in watching hockey yesterday that I forgot to stream? Yeah....but one, that game was good as hell so worth it, and two, I got something cooking for next week; Got some guests to join for a stream I've been wanting to do for a while

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Went to cookout and got a milkshake. They only gave me a straw, no spoon. Ma'am, if I knew someone who could just use the straw for them thick ass milkshakes, I would be putting a ring on that finger

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On my way to see John Wick 4, after recently seeing the D&D movie, while currently thinking about the Mario movie. Kind of excited to have multiple new releases to be excited for; it's been years since that's been the case

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Here's a little set of crafty things in time for the Easter weekend

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Not coffee scented, but still very nice 👌👌 Gamer boy Bath Water and Get Good Scrub soaps

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Morning brain wasn't working either. I had just put in shampoo and thought I could use the sink's hot water to finish up. It's almost like if hot water doesn't work in one place, it shouldn't work in others

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A great way to start the morning is to have the tankless hot water heater die halfway through your morning shower. Looks like I'll have to pencil in repairs for it this afternoon's schedule