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i promise im sweet… mostly

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u ever been kissing a boy and think damn when's this gonna be over

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this would be nicer with you here

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yes u can use my boobs as stress relief balls

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take me somewhere quiet and pretty like this

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why does being mean to men make them want u more

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that girl with all the hello kitty plushies will save you btw

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staring at absolutely nothing 😭

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if he doesn't pet stray cats with me, he ain't the one

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one thing about me you'll always catch me with a red bull in hand

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i hate when the wrong dude obsessed like bye your ass annoying gang

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i hate when the wrong dude obsessed like bye your ass annoying gang

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need his fingers inside me so bad _(

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_i can fix him_ ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

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what if we moved in together. and we had our own little garden. what then

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unfortunately i am a pillow princess so push my face into a pillow and get to work

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boys tired voices are so sexy like wait say that again i didn't hear u

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send her $200 cause her boobs jiggle when she walks

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you’d look good standing here with me

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just stfu and kiss me

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the eye contact is crazy

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if i had a bf i would put a gps chip in him