Oh and if you’re wondering if their names were provided when I asked they were not because I was not “formally getting a citation I didn’t need that information”
In case you were wondering how many Morgantown police officers it take to pull over and intimidate a 5’0 smol woman because of a broken headlight the answer is three and a K9
All of this ended with me having to do the sobriety walk, I obviously passed and a VERBAL warning to get my headlight fixed & a thank you for my time. I’m sure in the 45 minutes this interaction took these three patrol cars could have done something more “protect and serve”-y
"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going
The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.
'Tis the season of giving! ...and deep cleaning our office🙃 but while cleaning, we found a couple of Mothman bobbleheads!
Wanna own one? LIKE and RETWEET to enter. We'll select 3️⃣ winners tonight at 5 PM. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY! (Mini Santa hat not included 😊)
You hear a lot about golden retriever boyfriends but not girlfriends. I am one. Always excited to see you, motivated by treats and pets, constantly shedding.
oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds