claire

overwhelmed & underdressed feminist, does science stuff sometimes. pronouns are cunt/gremlin

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this was the original hawk tuah

[claire @eclvire]

Oh and if you’re wondering if their names were provided when I asked they were not because I was not “formally getting a citation I didn’t need that information”

[claire @eclvire]

In case you were wondering how many Morgantown police officers it take to pull over and intimidate a 5’0 smol woman because of a broken headlight the answer is three and a K9

[claire @eclvire]

All of this ended with me having to do the sobriety walk, I obviously passed and a VERBAL warning to get my headlight fixed & a thank you for my time. I’m sure in the 45 minutes this interaction took these three patrol cars could have done something more “protect and serve”-y

[erica @ericanextdooor]

when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of

[☔ @Whotfismick]

One day you're young and the next you want this:

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[fartcheeto @fartcheeto]

The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go

[Jenni @hashjenni]

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️
🤢work🤢 💞🥰getting paid💖
🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰
🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

[claire @eclvire]

@WVBlackBears WOOOO MOTHMAN!!!

[WV Black Bears @WVBlackBears]

'Tis the season of giving! ...and deep cleaning our office🙃 but while cleaning, we found a couple of Mothman bobbleheads!

Wanna own one? LIKE and RETWEET to enter. We'll select 3️⃣ winners tonight at 5 PM. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY! (Mini Santa hat not included 😊)

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

You hear a lot about golden retriever boyfriends but not girlfriends. I am one. Always excited to see you, motivated by treats and pets, constantly shedding.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds