Eric Szymanski

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

I have thoughts but currently no prayers

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

I wanna post a photo of myself on a blanket indicating how old I am. Who am I kidding, I’ll probably need enough fabric to cover a city block

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

@MrSandwich96 @MTV @vmas Welcome to what I’ve been thinking since 2009

[Last Man On Earth @OfficialLMOETV]

We're on a boat! Before Season 4 sets sail, join @rdmtn @amberclaire1 @ecmanski on the #LastManBoozeCruise! 🛥🍹

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

While some drink the Kool-Aid, I'm gonna breath the Perri-Air

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

More annoying beach day problem:
seagull shitting on you or sunscreen getting in your eye?

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I don't want to say Trump lies a lot, but I see sacks of shit are now starting to distance themselves from him

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

Shout out to all you moms out there today

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

starwars's photo https://t.co/tmd0uO4iOp

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

Peanut butter and jelly, peas and carrots, Billy Joel and Axl Rose. Some things just go together

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

Awesome event seeing the 2017 models @TCL_USA #TCLTVLaunch

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

The #StarWarsDay surprise that @MrAdamScott called one of the best moments of his life... #MayThe4thBeWithYou @HamillHimself @ImKristenBell

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

If there's two things I'd like to repeal and replace in Washington, it's Trump's hair stylist and tailor

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

I'll watch Duck Dynasty when Brian Boitano guest stars and skates on the frozen pond in the family's backyard

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

@BreeOlson everything's coming up Milhouse!

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

I just got tickets to Kings Of The Mic Tour: LL Cool J, Ice Cube, Public Enemy, De La Soul at Greek Theatre on Sun. Jul 7, 7:00 PM

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

Rapper DMX got arrested in SC for drinking without a license. 🎶Ya'll gonna make me take the BUS up in here, up in here🎶

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

@BreeOlson I've been told I look like Peter Griffin...... so, about that cartoon question

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

NOT ONE Super Bowl commercial featuring Eddie Money! Bullshit bullshit bullshit

[Eric Szymanski @ecmanski]

@_KatherineWebb this looks like a scene from Alabama Webb and the Temple of Doom