Matt Montgomery

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

I just scored 2,994 in @ThreesGame! http://t.co/k4lN7JkzoF

[Dessa @dessadarling]

Public radio is a great way to discover heroic, inspiring people who have just died.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

@PatrickRothfuss Finally, someone's in charge. just don't be a dick. or not a total dick.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

@CECILOTTER13 unacceptable.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

I says things into a void that nobody hears so I guess that makes them true in a place I've never known. a good place. that's fun.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

I'm drunker than all of you.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Seahawks To Seattle Fans: ‘Shut The Fuck Up’ http://t.co/lZI2nnfxyw

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

I yearn to return genre to its roots, to a simpler time when a naked man could fence an octopus and not be judged.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

ended up sober enough for Harry Potter #1 DVD at 1am ish. sorry to the cabby I slurred at for a bit 20 min ago. #wizardsolo

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

oh you know, altering my costume so I can go to the bathroom later. #cuttingadickhole #deletedmoviescene

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

@GavinN don't get blowed up #drc

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

you ain't never had oysters 'til you ate the with ODB BLARING in the background. trick.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

no idea what movie is playing in this bar... but some asshole just blew smoke in Louis Gosset JR's face - in a boxing ring. he's gonna die.

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

if you want to get along with the universe, wear a Randy Moss jersey and be annihilated before 2pm. open arms everywhere. #trick

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

lotus pose [might could do]. concentration [sure]. electro bolt to the center if all existence ...

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

so this is how you plug a Mac in. #mind=exploded #zensimple http://t.co/OR0ABerTuk

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

@ChrisWarcraft thanks for an amazing year from all the Minnesota militia in Seattle. we're proud to be Vikings and proud of all you. SKOL!

[Matt Montgomery @ecmattfight]

@ChrisWarcraft #16bit"!!!" for all the world Purples, you guys saved my heart. Highfive Chad Greepway for me #terrible[CC]inbarsSkol