the once-Midwestern Big Ten now stretching from Rutgers to UCLA, from Wall Street to Hollywood, from sea to shining sea... it has finally proven all the memes true
Girls:
*watches How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days*
"OMG it's so romantic when @McConaughey weaves through traffic on his motorcycle to get Kate Hudson and they live happily ever after"
*gets passed by motorcyclist weaving through traffic*
"ASSHOLE"