Elise Mercer

I like to think I'm funny.

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

@SmartLess please ask Jason Bateman to make this movie https://t.co/oylaOWVVY9

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

@craigcalcaterra Just wondering how Anna feels about this https://t.co/btfgpMTZoO

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the once-Midwestern Big Ten now stretching from Rutgers to UCLA, from Wall Street to Hollywood, from sea to shining sea... it has finally proven all the memes true

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

Does your V-neck look more like a U-neck? @jedwyattmusic #TheBachlorette @Downy

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

THAT'S MY GIRL SCOUT

[Gordon @gord93]

@minakimes There's a second dog in the video, black and in the lower right corner!

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

it’s a dog...watching a dog...watching my dog

my work is done here

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

I donated in support of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals Dance Marathon! https://t.co/HvecUIterN

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

Great question @GeorgiaAquarium

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

Family vacation begins with @mitchellmercer3 telling me to go to hell #thanksdad

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

@smercedog @TimTylerMusic Looks like a road trip to Auburn is in our future

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

Girls:
*watches How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days*
"OMG it's so romantic when @McConaughey weaves through traffic on his motorcycle to get Kate Hudson and they live happily ever after"
*gets passed by motorcyclist weaving through traffic*
"ASSHOLE"

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

"Do dogs feel embarrassment?" -a research study by me (sorry Scout)

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

I make one quinoa salad and all the sudden mom thinks I'm Chef Boyardee

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

@mitchellmercer3 Cyber bullying

[Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks]

"Is he on the current roster?"

A thread ⤵️

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

I donated in support of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals Dance Marathon! https://t.co/rvvkfbUme5

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

I donated in support of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals Dance Marathon! https://t.co/ET2Xp6HbRf

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

"Can I get an upgrade?" -Syndrome #Olympics2018

[Elise Mercer @ecmercer]

Hey! I'm Lee Jin Soo and you're watching Disney Channel #Olympics2018

[Jason Percival Sr. jasonpercival.bsky.social @jasonpercival]

So that’s who Justin Timberlake was wearing tonight during the halftime show.