Elizabeth Coenen

Five kids call me Mom and I haven't slept since 2004. That's longer than Twitter has been a thing...

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

Jeans are the Mondays of pants. I don’t even know how to explain that, but it feels accurate.

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

What is the appropriate number of blankets to use at night and at what point should you start to question where you live

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

Digging in my kids candy buckets:
1. Baby Ruth > Snickers
2. Almond Joy deserves more love
3. Circus Peanuts are criminal

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

I just ate a gingerbread RXBAR - pretty sure that is what a Christmas candle would taste like.

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 She does… what a great gift.

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 Historically, your gum posts end badly….

[Hortonville Baseball @HVille_Baseball]

Polar Bears win 10-3!

WP: @GriffinJens 4IP, 5H, 0ER, 4K
@BoAnderson66 3IP, 2H, 1ER, 4K

@jack_coenen 3x4, HR, 6RBI
@TurnerKuhnke11 4x4, 2B
@Broden_Butzin HR, RBI
@JamieVoelz18 2B

We finish regular season play at 13-10.

Playoffs start Tuesday as we host Green Bay Preble!

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

Rage Against the Dying of the Light
https://t.co/3joj0psGeG

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 I, too, have nothing to do with this

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 I’ve got some Dubble Bubble from my kids Halloween buckets… I’ll send via your mailroom.

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3

[Reviewing the Brew @ReviewngTheBrew]

What a night! Caleb Boushley gets the call to the big leagues, gets the win, and the Gatorade shower.

@dgasper24 on Boushley's debut, a mad scramble from friends and family, and a magical night at the ballpark:

https://t.co/UFs1PHrCzw

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Where were you for The Caleb Boushley Game™️?

#ThisIsMyCrew

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@lambeau21 Ummm, go Bucky.

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 We haven’t aged at all…

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@Alexfannin3 I hope you can find the right one Alex…

[Wisconsin Blizzard 2024 @Blizzard2024]

🚨Extremely excited to share our 2023 roster for @blizzard2024 team. Looking to defend our @ny2labasketball Association title.

Our digital media guru included a pic from my last pro season in Poland. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

More info on our players over the next week. Schedule update soon.

[Jeremy Coenen @jeremycoenen]

Keep putting in the work @jack_coenen 💪

[Nashville Sounds @nashvillesounds]

As voted on by his teammates, the Pitcher of the Year: Caleb Boushley.

#HitCity

[Elizabeth Coenen @ecoenen]

@MBoushley … and I’m guessing it’s never been acknowledged.