ECOFIN + Transportation

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EUROPE ON THE BRINK OF WAR... A sad sight for very sore eyes.

Joint committee potentially choosing to call upon NATO to engage in DIRECT attacks on Nachtvlinder!!!

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BREAKING! BREAKING!
An IMPOSTER among us? Investigation into financial transactions by secretaries of this joint committee have found that much VLIND COIN and other currency is being exchanged between a certain GREEK delegate, and NACHTVLINDER HQ! Incroyable....

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Is it a fact or is it just banter? Xoxo gossip girl

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WHAT IS GOING ON? A coalition of 'Refugees, the Russian Army, and NachtVlinder troops' are attempting to march upon Europe, supposedly heading towards the EU HQ in Brussels?! Mamma Mia...

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The MINISTER of SHEEP has entered the chat.

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CRAZY! Joint Committee Decide to QUESTION PRESIDENT OF THE EU Alayna Lee. She will reportedly appear in front of committee sometime TODAY!

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CRAZY! Poland had invokes Article V of NATO as they've been victim of an armed attack.

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BREAKING, BREAKING! JOINT TRANSPORT + ECOFIN COMMITTEES ACT AGAIN! They've chosen to conduct a strict collaborative investigation into NachtVlinder's nuclear weapons.

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THERE's MORE! The joint councils will be pooling military resources in preparation of potential nuclear attack by NachtVlinder!

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@energy_ymgex #notevenartcansaveitself

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The anthem/jingle of NV is very tempting! #musicisthewaytooursouls

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COMING ON STRONG! Though the committee seeks to work with Musk amicably, they will not hesitate to flex their muscles to ensure that he cooperates. They have apparently threatened to suspend his business activities in the European Union, which would cause MASSIVE losses...

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BREAKING NEWS: Joint Councils take Action!

Several European Powers have decided to pool their resources and get to the bottom of all details related to the BOMBING.

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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! These leaders are using the power of social media to diminish the legitimacy of Vlind Coin! They have specifically reached our to Elon Musk, the famous comedian and inventor, to help them in their efforts to diminish trust in the cryptocurrency.

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UPDATE: Energy Shutdowns in Poland have NOT fully affected the circulation of crypotcurrency Vlind Coin. It is still functioning, but is transaction centers rumoured to be moving to the south of Europe.

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Your team located Nikolai Dimitrikov, but the Americans found him first. Rumor is he's being held against his will. Public opinion of the overthrown EU government is rapidly declining.

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The only country willing to provide an IT team is Russia. Locate Nikolai Dimitirikov. Because the Americans said that they will offer military support, the committee is now divided between those wishing to ally with the US and those preferring Russia. #SecondColdWar

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It seems that the Vlind-coin creator is paying from a centralized bank account in Poland, the military is getting paid off via an ethernet network.

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NEWS, NEWS, NEWS!

The Joint Committee has established plans for a pan-European collaboration seeking to unite civilian forces and resources such as motor vehicles for the purposes of maintaining civil activity such as trade. How innovative!