Austen Holland

I launch and scale brands on TikTok

[Austen Holland @ecom_austen]

@twoclipping Prompts

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Even his biggest haters have to recognize that he might be the funniest President we have ever had in history

No one even comes close

[Higgsfield AI 🧩 @higgsfield]

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[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Bro that fat skank lost her job over nothing 😭😭😭

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

If a rando nurse practitioner can bilk our government for nearly a billion dollars, I think it’s safe to say we’ve probably lost trillions over the lifespan of these social welfare programs.

[Pudge (Don’t Trust: Ver-i-fy!) @pudgenet]

Hey Europoors. I just got AC installed.

In my garage.

For my dogs.

And I don’t even live in the South.

My dogs live better than you do.

I care more about my dogs than your govt cares about you.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas’s statewide prosecutor when Talarico says his favorite thing is trans kids.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>Buzz has existential crisis and gets depressed
>Immediately starts crossdressing and attempts to commit suicide

I don’t think this is the message you want to send

[Austen Holland @ecom_austen]

@jesse_vermeulen Brooooooo

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Women cops after they shoot a random bystander

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

turning down $40 million because you can’t stfu is the most woman moment ever

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

“No country has murdered more leaders in the world than the US”

[Kev Posobiec @KevinPosobiec]

Releasing the bodycam footage and security camera footage on Juneteenth is diabolical and I'm here for it.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

Black people will literally have 40+ felonies and be out on bond.

Chud the Builder gets his bond REVOKED after 1 arrest.

This is what we mean by two tiered policing.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Leftists will look at you in the eye and tell you that Somalian scammers are better than these people

[Michael 🇺🇸 @_JeanLannes]

These people are more assimilated after one week than Somalians who've been here for generations. Its as if there's an obvious reason for this.

[🕊️ @mgd1776]

ok bread and circus worked on me

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

These people have been in the country for a week and have already shown more love, respect, and appreciation for this country than any leftist born here will ever show in their lives.