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Rome will rise again 🐸🇺🇸

[AUGUSTUS @ecom_groyper]

Jan 2025: start ecom

April 2025: drop out of college

May 2025: scale first brand, proof this actually works and it’s not some fairy tale or myth

June & July 2025: brand falls apart bc of bad backend and just lack of experience (I was answering emails myself bc I was too scared to invest in a VA. That’s all you need to know lol)

August 2025: give up on first brand, come out of it with $30k profit and parents stop nagging you about college

September 2025 - November 2025: quit ecom

December 2025: start ecom again. Learn about supps, building an actual brand, LTV, and MRR

Jan 2026: launch first supplement brand, see initial success and become attached to the brand

Feb 2026: ad account gets nuked, has no idea about trust scores or account quality, roas drops to .5 a day, lose $1,000 a day, have $10,000 left to your name

March 2026: find a winner, actually learn about marketing, go deep into the rabbit hole, work 15-18 hours a day, learn how to outwork meta’s bs

April 2026: multiple bm’s, meta insiders on speed dial lol, deep knowledge of the front end & back end, months of feedback loops & data, and most of all - experience.

May 2026: scale, BUILD A TEAM, keep getting banned & put on hold, don’t care

June 2026: scale, kind of slacked, banned again, don’t care

July 2026: scale, learn, goal is to make it a full month with no bs

August 2026: 100k a day loading

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“Twitter isn’t real life”

[Kacee Allen @KaceeRAllen]

Another Gen Z young man at the Trump rally in Fort Myers told the Fox correspondent what actually matters to him: ending the Iran war, getting inflation and interest rates down, and seeing real relief on gas and the economy.

She moved on with swiftness.

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@TheeDrGroyper We’re flooding every rally just wait until it gets closer to 2028

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@FukFace1488 So are you actually a diseased gay nigger

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@CincyGroyper57 Who tf invited Lucy Craig

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All groypers need motion like this. LOOK INTO ECOM NOW!! all you niggas sit on your computers all day anyway

[zm01 @z012001]

first post on ecom twitter

here to learn from others and make some ecom friends

hit a $200k+ day today

no subscriptions, only meta traffic, store has been live for ~3 months

ama

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@z012001 lol me and boy set this up last week and it actually works we boutta hire 20 editors and run volume like the brazilians its gg

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Get me to 100 groypers I’ll follow back

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@TheeDrGroyper Yeah these niggas need to get off twitter and hit the gym ngl

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Trump’s handlers forgot to mention the step father 🤣

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: I don't know anything about a stepfather. This has nothing to do with the stepfather. She says her daughter is a liar

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Good boy running Ben Shapiros talking points ✡️✡️✡️

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

@NickJFuentes You’ve been talking from your Chicago basement for 11 years now, when do you plan to do something?

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@MatNuclear @NickJFuentes Is this nigger retarded or trolling

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@NickJFuentes @Opanasomacrack1 Power couple

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@DrAkuamaka Bros jealous as hell he lives in a mud shack in Nigeria and his mother has to eat grass like a cow just so she doesn’t starve

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I fucking hate this nigga and IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HIS DOWNFALL. Always MR. Perfected projecting his short comings and insecurities onto others under the guise of “just do the right thing bro”. Now go do the right thing and 🔫 urself

[N'Wahs In Paris @Serp3n]

Ethan Klein on the men who cheat on their wives

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Donald Dump

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Abraham Stinkin

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@Francesca_clips @BeardsonBeardly Damn all that and bro still didn’t crack

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@bizlet7 Niggas really just be saying shit now a days 😭🥀

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@EricLDaugh How is maga now worse than the libtards in 2016

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Ohio’s Never Forget moment

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

The reason top tech companies often hire foreign-born & first-generation engineers over “native” Americans isn’t because of an innate American IQ deficit (a lazy & wrong explanation). A key part of it comes down to the c-word: culture. Tough questions demand tough answers & if we’re really serious about fixing the problem, we have to confront the TRUTH:

Our American culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long (at least since the 90s and likely longer). That doesn’t start in college, it starts YOUNG.

A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.

A culture that venerates Cory from “Boy Meets World,” or Zach & Slater over Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” or ‘Stefan’ over Steve Urkel in “Family Matters,” will not produce the best engineers.

(Fact: I know *multiple* sets of immigrant parents in the 90s who actively limited how much their kids could watch those TV shows precisely because they promoted mediocrity…and their kids went on to become wildly successful STEM graduates).

More movies like Whiplash, fewer reruns of “Friends.” More math tutoring, fewer sleepovers. More weekend science competitions, fewer Saturday morning cartoons. More books, less TV. More creating, less “chillin.” More extracurriculars, less “hanging out at the mall.”

Most normal American parents look skeptically at “those kinds of parents.” More normal American kids view such “those kinds of kids” with scorn. If you grow up aspiring to normalcy, normalcy is what you will achieve.

Now close your eyes & visualize which families you knew in the 90s (or even now) who raise their kids according to one model versus the other. Be brutally honest.

“Normalcy” doesn’t cut it in a hyper-competitive global market for technical talent. And if we pretend like it does, we’ll have our asses handed to us by China.

This can be our Sputnik moment. We’ve awaken from slumber before & we can do it again. Trump’s election hopefully marks the beginning of a new golden era in America, but only if our culture fully wakes up. A culture that once again prioritizes achievement over normalcy; excellence over mediocrity; nerdiness over conformity; hard work over laziness.

That’s the work we have cut out for us, rather than wallowing in victimhood & just wishing (or legislating) alternative hiring practices into existence. I’m confident we can do it. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸