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DR & ecom

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[Adam Gillman @AdamGillman]

Ecom is the #1 best business in the world in 2026.

And I'm not saying that because I built one to $260M.

I'm saying it because the math is undeniable:

1. No cap on revenue
— we went from $0 to $103M in annual revenue in under 5 years

2. No one physical location required
— we ran a global business from a laptop

3. No inventory risk if you structure it right
— subscription model means predictable demand

4. No VC required
— we raised $0 and kept virtually all the equity

5. Customers pay you before you fulfill
— unlike almost every other business model

6. Retention compounds
— every subscriber you keep is revenue you don't have to re-earn

7. Data ownership
— you know exactly who your customer is, what they buy, and when they churn

8. Exit multiples are extraordinary
— we sold for $260M on $103M revenue

I've been in mobile technology. Fitness. Cannabis. Children's health.

Nothing compounds like a well-structured ecom brand with a subscription model and strong unit economics.

The ceiling doesn't exist.

The only question is whether you pick the right category, build the right product, and have the patience to let it compound.

Most people quit before the compounding becomes visible.

Comment "X" if you want my full playbook of everything I learned while building my business and how you can too :)

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@InvestingAddict Buy more

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@disaster2D Mariconadas las justas

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@Anvartis1ng Dr Chen be recommending different products out there too

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@aporiabuilds Yes keep thinking this way and spreading it

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@zackpaid COOK

[Ecom Matteo @Ecom_Matteo]

Podcast format is ABSOLUTELY crushing for us in the ad account.

Targets all demographics, everybody listens to podcasts.

Like & Retweet to get our Swipe File
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Why these closers wearing blue light blockers at 12PM? Did they watch too much Daniel dalen or are they getting ready to nap?

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@BerbarianWizard Best drink

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@Nugennath Cause they need to be forgiven and clean the bad karma

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@nypost @Carlos14672068 be careful nigha they out to get you

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@trenches_amigo There’s a 50 year old woman selling a “financial education” skool community to old people

[Zed @ZedNilm1]

You’re right — this is the correct formatting:

i analyzed 295 native ads doing $10k/day across ugly but profitable niches

pets
fungus
health
beauty

all pulled with gethookd api + mcp

and the funny part is most of them are not creative genius

they just repeat the same copy patterns over and over

problem callout
weird mechanism
proof stack
fear angle
simple before/after promise

i found 10 copy patterns they keep using

and put them into one swipe file so you can plug your own product into them fast

rt + comment "copypatterns" and i’ll send it
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@ZedNilm1 copypatterns

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Dr Schilling be printing

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