ecouturebarbie

Living vicariously through myself.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Gn, A

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

And just like that, he lost me.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

If you’re gonna be a home body; we’re gonna have a house party. 🎶 🎉💜💋

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

FOR TRUMP. Hashtag LIVE #MakeAmericaGreatAgainAgain #texas #ifyoudontvotedontbitch #2020 #RepublicansForTrump #RepublicanParty #BestPresidentEver

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WE ARE LOOKING REALLY GOOD ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. THANK YOU!

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

@JoeBiden who the F do you think you are telling the president of the United States to ‘shut up?’ @realDonaldTrump #2020debate #disrespectful #noromodel #idiotbiden

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

@JoeBiden who the F do you think you are telling the president of the United States to ‘shut up?’ @realDonaldTrump #2020debate #disrespectful #noromodel #idiotbiden

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Current workout routine: Running out of time.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Me: I really need to save money for this economic disaster

Also me: If I’m going to be inside for another 2 months I need an air purifier, dumbbells, a deep tissue muscle massager, at least two new succulents, a cute sweatshirt and a vibrator with a very long battery life.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Here’s something super cruel: Getting ads for gorgeous jewelry and then against my better judgment clicking the link only to find that everything is $12k. Please tell me what algorithm thinks I can afford this? I should be getting ads for clearance MK sandals.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

What's next? Texans trade J.J. Watt for Mitch Trubisky and a deep-dish pizza?

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

I am exhausted, but have to blow dry/straighten my hair, a memoir.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

“Hawk is the name of a motherfucker with a shotgun. Spenser does your taxes.” #SpenserConfidential #Netflix #hilarious #MarkWahlberg

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

@CorthellJordyn You can’t teach 2-step. Smdh @CorthellJordyn 😍😂😘😘😘

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Everyone welcome - but the pre trump landscape is what produced trump - think of the imperial presidency mission creep - that’s gone on for 20 years - both parties -
@BernieSanders

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Houston, you are beautiful.

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Ummm... can I get a lemon drop with a packet of sugar..? #pleaseandthankyou #birthdaygirl #dowhatisay

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

And no fucking phone call at all. #creatureofhabit #nottonight #rcl #meanwhilefootball

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

Oh the fine art of humble bragging ....

[ecouturebarbie @ecouturebarbie]

We all know what dinner means: sex is on the table.