Emily Ehlers

Writer. Thinker. Laughs at her own jokes. Talks in third person.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

Was it an ode to a beautiful poem her husband wrote about Megyn Kelly back in 2015 (only 281 years ago, can you believe it?). It went:

“You could see
there was
blood coming out of her eyes,
blood coming out of her wherever.”

Such beautiful words from the president.

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

While I’m no fan of Melania Trump, I’m impressed she tried to support the environment AND Women’s rights with this menstrual cup motif dress. #FLOWTUS

#flotus #Trump #biden #BidenHarris2020 #lockhimup

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

Trump: UMPIRE! UMPIRE! Time out.

Umpire: It’s actually called halftime but go on...

T: Give us our medal. WE WON!

U: The game isn’t over, you unusual pumpkin man.

T: but we have more points...

U: but the rules

T: FRAUD

U: red card, you odd man

#Biden #ElectionNight

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

I genuinely think that the name #GeorgeFloyd is going to carry a similar weight to Franz Ferdinands in our history books. The whole system needs to be torn down and rebuilt anew. #thisisamerica

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Grief, Growth and Getting My Groove Back https://t.co/Nqk5JKbSJx

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Claire Toone https://t.co/xNtNVrc59V

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Jenna Fairbairn https://t.co/Qbjj0upaiG

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Candice Carlton https://t.co/hq9ClxLQdx

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Emma Newby https://t.co/opdAn462AP

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Morgan Taggart https://t.co/iBRXHbmlSJ

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Kirsty McClelland https://t.co/SS7ul5n6Az

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Jessica Silsby https://t.co/1QOSy8y0or

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Yolie Stephenson https://t.co/GKohJ651sA

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Amy Landry Testimonial https://t.co/GUU3Q44bsV

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Yvette Luciano https://t.co/uGCeSHHsWZ

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So, today I did something I Swore I'd never do. I kicked a puppy. Not really. I joined Snapchat.… https://t.co/eENkhPh9Va

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

Stop trying so fucking hard. Create space for new ideas and opportunities to show up in your life. https://t.co/XlA3AolFxR @sian_richardson

[Emily Ehlers @ecowithem]

*finds old OLD lolly on floor in perfect tact*
*imagines what preservatives r doing 2 kids health*
*quietly eats lolly* #mumlife #iqs