Kailani

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

You’d see a girl whining her waist online all perfect and think she’d be good on D but soon the D is in lol then waist adjustment begins

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@PedroRonchi2 Is Endrick Ronaldo?

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I’m calling the police, the FBI, and my therapist 😭

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Working from home is a luxury, not a human right. The entitlement from people acting like a 30-minute commute is "Oppression" is wild. If your job can be done entirely from your couch, it can easily be outsourced to someone overseas for a third of your salary.

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

discovering you could do this probably the best feeling of all time💯🎈

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@thejesam Most of the time it’s because of the bad things u both have done in the past so you’d prefer someone knowing your secret not knowing your relationship

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@fiago7 @WILDYPwrz So the poor country is your retirement plan

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

me looking at my screen trying to remember how to do the job i’ve been doing for the last 3 years because my brain completely wiped itself over the weekend

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𓇼 @flowwithkel]

Performative love vs. real love.

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@HLTCO Real countryman love

[๋࣭⭑ @Redwinee___]

That would’ve gone a lot smoother without the friend 😭

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

My maths teacher messaged me on Facebook just to ask me this 😂 😂

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer.?????

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

What did you buy thinking it was healthy... but it wasn't?

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@itstamilhere7 Is bro practicing human javelin around the world?

[F. @fawnellaa]

I still can't get anyone to give me a list of ways marriage benefits a woman. I've been asking all 2026

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

He called her a "difficult woman"...By difficult he meant that she read too many books and she actually cared about civil rights.

[Kailani @Ecstasybio]

@poopysnoopy420 @sukikage_ It’s mindset don’t worry I understand you..the question you’ll ask yourself is what would being depressed do?

[figures ⚕ @figxres]

smoking while on tiktok or twitter is like reading the newspaper in the morning

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

How much are you spending weekly on groceries right now vs 2024?