👻John Egbert👻

heir of breath💨🍃 / aries♈🐏 / 22 years old / basic dni
#Parodystuck

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

hello twitter! jade's been really insistent that I interact with people, so I set up a twitter account!
if you have any questions or movie suggestions or whatever, she helped me set up a straw page. so yeah.
https://t.co/ORZ8xoOR2I

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

hey terezi! awesome drawing! i'd draw you something back but you know my drawing skills are total ass haha.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

why *don't* you?

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

not what i would usually listen to but it was good!

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

man i really should fix my sleep schedule, i feel like a zombie.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead can i get a burger with no lettuce no patty and no cheese? just the buns.

[Regnu Mas @Unger2Unger]

@nocontextmemes Guns don’t kill chudwards, people kill chudwards.

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Hippo violation? Oh jeez i didnt know they had rules

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead and when people call it out i just block them and put you in a shitty sweater you clearly hate wearing cuz you're a hippo.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead somehow that feels equally weird but fine. i don't have to get someone to do those vape tricks on you. welcome back to my dryer.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead i love you hippo dave. platonically. i'll feed you shitty fast food and cake and post videos about you being a "chonker" online.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@ect0Biolog1st_ youre so manly and heterosexual

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead i am not going to be "pre ordered", dave. i am not a trans gender. or gay!

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead if you stop talking about "pre ordering" me then maybe you can live in my dryer again, but until then you're gonna have to face the tough cruel life of a homeless hippopotamus.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead yeah I'll record you then throw your hippopotamus ass into the street or something. i'll just repost old videos. my dryer is a no dave zone!!

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead i am not a homosexual or trans and i've never been in a secret love affair with you, and none of that is changing! i'm not letting you stay in my dryer anymore.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead we don't. have anything?? i swear to god dave.

[burger dave @burgflipFryhead]

@Kargeneticist @easilyBlue @carcinoBurger catches the vape smoke in my mouth and does a cool vape trick back on to your baby

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@ect0Biolog1st_ are you scared im gonna preorder you next bro

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead you know what i'm gonna stop asking questions.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead hey, anything for my best hippopotamus pal!

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead i don't know what that means.

[👻John Egbert👻 @ect0Biolog1st_]

@burgflipFryhead sure! you can live in my laundry room and sleep in the dryer.