Erika 🌻🐘

a collection of my thoughts that literally no one asked for

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

The saddest thing about moving across the country is opening up snap maps in your area and seeing 3 people instead of 87

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

@JonPiscitelli1 I want you to marry me and be the DJ

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

Of all places for me to get car sick, Kansas was probably the least likely yet here we are…

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

@Show_Time_2 Yes

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

Just drove by a broken down horse and buggy on the side of the road.

It’s good to be home

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

I binged ‘Community’ at the beginning of the pandemic and “cool cool cool cool” became so ingrained in my regular vernacular that I’d forgotten I picked it up from something until literally 5 min ago when I saw a meme of Abed saying it…

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

I am very partial to converse sneakers but my sister, who is 6 years younger, is partial to vans. Is this some sort of millennial/ gen z generational cut off/ divide or am I just less cool?

[James @CaucasianJames]

at a wedding and the little cousins just ordered a round of shirley temples. the night has officially started

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

@carriewatt18 Unfortunately this plot line has gotten out of control and I am not

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

My car broke down (again) and now I’m standing on the side of the highway with just a duffel bag and a jar of pickles. I know it’s all part of the plot but I just wanna know what exactly this adds...

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

@_annette_r I wish😭

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

I have never in my 23 years gotten poison ivy. I used to absolutely ROAST my sister for getting it every summer and having to deal with the itchy, sticky mess for a few days.

Today I have returned from a 4 day camping trip covered head to toe in poison oak. Karma is a bitch.

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

Mel just referred to the literal Atlantic Ocean as “that one lake” and when I called him on it he blamed it on being from upstate NY ???

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

It is 5:39 am and I am at a gas station in Pennsylvania where a man is casually gambling on a slot machine. In the gas station. This state is wild.

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

Don’t forgot to text all ur mom-friends as well as ur real moms this Mother’s Day!!!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

a confession: I really enjoy talking about the weather. idk why it’s always the example of a boring topic. I love remarking about how nice the breeze is or how bad we needed rain!! it’s unseasonably warm!! someone has to say it!!

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

@mhorsford42 Well this is embarrassing... I thought you weren’t active on Twitter anymore...

[Erika 🌻🐘 @ecurtis97]

My goal in life is not to become a snowbird that flys south for the winter but to become an “autumnbird” who spends falls (read: Halloween!!!!!) in New England