Eddie

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Rob Markman 💭 @RobMarkman]

This is just how Wu Tang’s “Triumph” video started.

Knicks by 15 tonight

[Eddie @ed__werder]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@sty_lzs You could do absolutely nothing for your health and still beat this clown

[Eddie @ed__werder]

MTA stands for Might Take Awhile

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“You don’t suck at fantasy, the players suck at playing”

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Gonna be thinking about this for years 🫩

[Eddie @ed__werder]

Please don't

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

World, meet Nolan McLean.

The rookie will pitch for Team USA at the World Baseball Classic! 🇺🇸

[Eddie @ed__werder]

When he finally drops magnum on us its gonna blow our minds

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The president of Chile 🇨🇱 has a phobia of turning to the right 😂

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@chrstnstreams @FinestJocelyn nothing would taste as sweet as victory

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@FinestJocelyn Its a long season

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@FinestJocelyn Pocket Aces

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@TScice @FinestJocelyn *horny

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@SleeperHQ @FinestJocelyn Fat Prescott

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@chrstnstreams @FinestJocelyn @ant @Anthonyazz21 sick picks bro

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@chrstnstreams @FinestJocelyn take notice gents. Even with the first pick, he's gonna screw it up

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@FinestJocelyn I'll never forget when I had to push him out of the league

[Eddie @ed__werder]

@FinestJocelyn @sty_lzs @chrstnstreams @sunday_sawce @ant @Anthonyazz21 we are so fucking back boys

[Eddie @ed__werder]

Charles Embezzlement Cheese

[heynav @heynavnav]

@TheHoopCentral Knicks beat Thunder in 6 in NY. Chalamet walks on court and declares Brunson the new Lisan Al Gaib. Entire roster gets a cameo in Dune 3. Parlay that