So, Morgan Wallen -
Thought You Should Know that Last Night in Pittsburgh a couple Cowgirls apparently got Wasted on You (who knows, maybe they mentioned the ‘98 Braves in Pittsburgh) and, well, this happened.
Roll Pandas. This dude was categorically unhittable on five years’ rest. (Insiders say Pandas management has scheduled Caleb to start on July 13, 2028.)
THURSDAY MORNING PANDAMONIUM‼️ Pandas acquire 5-year starting catcher for Chatham, CALEB LEHMAN🚨🚨🚨 Going to absolutely shut it down behind the dish tonight with his lil bro on the bump🐼 #RollPandas#PandasOnTheRise
The @yankees asked Mickey Mantle to write down an event that stands out to him from his playing days at Yankee Stadium. He did not disappoint. Worth the read
In 1965, the A’s sign 59-year-old Satchel Paige as a gimmick to generate fan interest. Nobody informs Ol’ Satch it’s a joke, however, and he proceeds to just fucking shut out the Red Sox for three innings.