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@Tripple____M absolute scenes when we scored this at the emirates 🥲

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try being a chef with the fussiest girlfriend on the planet about food bar none for 2 years. i promise you, you will never look at a menu in the same way ever again.

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sick to death that i’ve only just found out about olivia dean?

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tonight i go to bed to get up again at 645 for my 4th, 16 hour shift in 4 days, no breaks, chef life, wawaweewa i’m
a shell and very hungry

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just realised my https://t.co/iaKGBRrBl1 score dropped from 1500 to 650 and then i had flashbacks of playing chess many cans down and low on sleep the other week and losing every match for 3 hours

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judging from the tweets in this comment section i’m defo gonna start an ebay account selling warburtons bread to the yanks overseas and make a fortune

[Warburtons @Warburtons]

Sometimes, you need Samuel L. Jackson to play you in a commercial...

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imagine when the general public actually realise oat milk tastes better than cows milk in a coffee

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i hate

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don’t get the hate for the man united away kit i think it’s pretty nice

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tierney is too predictable even tho i love him, havertz is shit, ben white is too slow too be on the right.

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a smell i will never forget

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the fucking state of this

[hassi ＊ @wlyhassi]

might be the worst xxl cypher of all time (luh tyler is fucking garbage)

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the ivy just smells like le labo

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alex turner so cokey

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please let maguire go to spurs