Eddie Gorton

Educational Leadership with a smile 😎 Comedian 🎤 Kappa Alpha Psi 👌🏽@OccidentalCollege 🐯 and a huge fan of the @gortonboys

[Eddie Gorton @ed_word1978]

@CNN RIP #sundown #ClarenceGilyardJr

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@getnickwright Jerry Rice retired years ago.

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@dpshow

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@joncoopertweets Democracy

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Dave Roberts stole second base in the 2004 ALCS and that was the last thing he did that made sense in baseball. Him sh*tting the bed with this roster for the last 6 years and only one short-season Covid ring is amazing to watch as a Giants fan 😂@SFGiantsFans
@Dodgers

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@KevenDuranz @MLB

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@KevenDuranz @MLB No they lost 40 more games than the Dodgers. But only played 4 less playoff games.

[Eddie Gorton @ed_word1978]

🌲>🍀
@StanfordFball
@StanfordSteve82
@NDFootball

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@roywoodjr @TheDailyShow First Choco taco, now this…shame on you Roy.

[Eddie Gorton @ed_word1978]

(#comedystore) La Jolla - opening for Dan Mintz this weekend. Twerking with the voice of Tina from @BobsBurgersFOX

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Every word of this.

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@MyOneAndOnlyKat Fake tweet. No way he knows that “knighted” has a silent-K.

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@AbbottElemABC I remember walking into the teachers lounge on my first day as a teacher and thinking, “Hold up…Is this what teachers talk about at recess?!” That feeling, is #AbbottElementary

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@getnickwright Please tell Nick didn’t type this so I can agree with it.

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@RichHomieQuan 🔥🔥 this :23 second TikTok took 45 minutes, 17 takes 🎬 and a set break for a family meeting, halfway through.

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8/24 #KOBEDAY

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#wutang #wutang #golf

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

At a campaign event in Wells, Texas earlier today, a Greg Abbott supporter *laughed out loud* at @BetoORourke’s description of the weapon used to kill 19 kids in Uvalde, and Beto’s response was absolutely legendary. Texas, please elect this man governor.

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“Daddy, what’s real Hip Hop?”🔥😂#hiphop #comedy #jeezy #standingovation @Jeezy ⛄️