Elle Daniel

"What doesn't kill you makes you develop and dark sense of humour and some unhealthy coping mechanisms" - Kelly Clarkson

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

Pre-order now! #itsarealpageturner #alightread #fiftyshadesofLOL #standupcomedy #comedian #lollady

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

When you hit the sesh just a touch too hard but you own it. #saturdaymorning #inasia #hashtag

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

They are playing ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ in this Javanese hotel and what I want to know is where is #AmyPoehler with her video camera #imnotaregularmomimacoolmom

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

I actually will escape the volcano to perform in this! Huzzah! Come on down to @RightFunnyCom on Monday 4th! @hawkinsforge Going to tell at least on eruption-related willy joke! https://t.co/Td0kF1ihCV

[FREE Stand Up Comedy @RightFunnyCom]

This Monday is gonnabe incredible. We can not wait! #FreeComedy at @hawkinsforge - see you at 7:30 #battersea #clapham #standupcomedy

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@MAS you still aren’t doing anything?! I’m making my own way to Jakarta but I’ve had to work this out myself, what are you going to do for the 1,000s of passengers you have stranded who may not know about this?

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@MAS I am still waiting for response/assistance please could you get back to me ASAP?

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@MAS are you actually going to do anything then? I’ve heard nothing. I expect a response ASAP. #nothappy https://t.co/hNOqfBHRtL

[Malaysia Airlines @MAS]

@edaniel123 >> your booking code, full name, email and contact number via Direct Message so we can have a look at this. - CT

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@MAS Thank you. I have sent my details via DM.

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

Yes @MAS I’ve been checking this constantly since the airport closed. What would have been good would be a courtesy call, or even an email? #notgoodenough https://t.co/IVTTgXVFNM

[Malaysia Airlines @MAS]

@edaniel123 Hello, Elle. Please refer this link for an update and reach our call centre for further assistance https://t.co/J1PvwROGPa . -ZI

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

Hi @MAS are you actually planning on doing anything for people stuck in Bali? Or are you just going to continue posting nonsensical messages on your website hmm? #MountAgung

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@Deliveroo has a unique passage of time whereby 16 mins takes 448886555556234190000 years. #toogoodtobetrue

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@Deliveroo DELIVER-BOO #amiright

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

Level of hangover: spooning your cat

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

When you break your phone and you hate @Uber

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

My set at the Bohemia for #Boheehee comedy! https://t.co/6bXtxaygVP #standupcomedy #comedian #funnygirl #comedienne

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@DarrenAltman Hahah @DarrenAltman nooo cover her ears!!! 🙈🙈🙊🙊🙉🙉🙉

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

Here is my full set from #angelcomedy on Wednesday! https://t.co/AI50n7sdlj #standupcomedy #standup #standupcomedian #funnygirl #comedy #lols

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

I’m at @angelcomedy tonight at @TheCamdenHeadN1 ! Doors at 7:30pm be there! It’s free entry, we have that in common... until then enjoy this well executed boomerang of me #standupcomedy

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

@diddy or #BrotherLove and I would have so much in common... we are both such fickle bitches!

[Elle Daniel @edaniel123]

My cat is literally trying to get into the under stairs cupboard, he’s headed for the bunker. He thinks it’s the apocalypse #fireworksnight