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[Vsk @TheVsk_]

She used a key to start the vehicle to Canada

[kie @criminalplaza]

trying to pick a career path that wont be destroyed by ai in a couple of years

[kalfuyama @kalfuyama]

10 year old me trying to convince my mom to buy me a new Skylander

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

[Kay de Pointe du Lac 🧛🏼‍♀️ @rinnegoddess]

This shit was so scary and unnecessary

[Jordan @edann_uk]

@EthanWack The fortune cookie factory cooked with this one

[Mania🏳️‍🌈 @NovaMania17]

why would anyone buy a lego set with only a single piece?

[Miilato @miiilato]

when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

No real surprise.

[Jordan @edann_uk]

@dat_ass_sniffer @dbs_10_10 Bro said oolong🤦‍♂️

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Lobotomizing him

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental illnesses as Paintings:

Infertile

[Jordan @edann_uk]

@niah_proudfoot @leclercsstreet You just lost your man I fear

[Jordan @edann_uk]

@bxnlufc Both of them need to retire