Eda Clawthorne

tweeting quotes from the the most powerful witch on the boiling isles!

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

I'm Eda, the Owl Lady. The most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles!

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Ah. Where am I? What is this? Aw farts, I got caught.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

What? I don't know. And who's a true witch? These suckers? According to them, that means being in a coven, but I never joined one and I'm better than all of them combined. You gotta be your own witch.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Who dubbed you a parent?

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Alright, Luz! Let's start your training. Now I'm coming at you with a blast of fire. What do you do?

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Do you think all my wanted posters are for petty theft? Partly. But the big whammy is I disobeyed the law and refused to join a coven. If I'm seen, I could go to jail. Again.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Today you'll deliver packages and sell potions to that town over there, Bonesborough. You'll have to be careful. I have rivals everywhere who'd love to take my business down and you along with it. You wanted a dangerous magical quest? Sister, you've got one.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Last chance to back out, and earn a new Bad Girl Coven patch. Quitting: It's like trying, but easier.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Apologies, dearest mother. Dearest sister has flown the dearest coop. But worry not, for I, the perfect, prissy little Lily, shall find her for you.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

respect your cunning, but I also hate you for it.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Mm‐hmm. What's worse, they force you to learn magic the "proper" way. But magic isn't proper. It's wild and unpredictable. And that's why it's so beautiful. I didn't finish school, and look at me! Who wouldn't envy where I am right now?

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Gross. Sympathy. Go! Go have fun at sport.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Well, I say you two need a safe place to hide while the adults take care of things.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Ha! Raine's Rhapsody, more like Eda's Requiem, am I right? I'll leave the playing to the professionals. Call if you need me.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Then stop! I've ruined your life. Have you even been able to carve a new Palisman since I attacked you?

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Luxuriate in it. What, you don't like to luxuriate? There's a whole pile of luxury right in here.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Not a breakup. Anyway, let's bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Stop trying to forgive me. I don't deserve it.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Luz, you always go overboard and I end up bailing you out. Now, what's the fun in watching a kid get eaten by a monster if it's my kid?

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Hey. I know my lessons seem weird but this is what wild magic is all about! Making a connection with nature. The earliest witches understood that. Human witches need to understand it too.

[Eda Clawthorne @edarealm]

Ah, baby's first wanted poster. Good job, kid. Looks like I taught you something after all.