British people cannot simply say hello when their friend enters the pub. Oh no no no.
Instead they must say “here he is!” or “who let you in?” Sometimes they might say “well look who decided to show up” even if the friend is on time. Or “fancy seeing you here!” or “who invited you?” despite the friend being invited and expected. Sometimes they might even say something that suggests they don’t recognise the friend at all, like “do I know you?” or “who are you and what have you done with John?” Maybe they’ll say “they just let anyone in here these days”, or “good timing, it’s your round”. Or perhaps they’ll simply let out a loud cheer.
But they will never just say hello.
@rebelrealcanon When my Nan’s memory started going, she told everyone a story about how I’d helped my uncle with his birds and the birds would only come to me. The problem is it didn’t happen to me…
So my husband and I ordered some strawberry milkshakes from @McDonaldsUK in Tonypandy. The milkshake that was poured before mine was chocolate, which meant there was a little bit of chocolate milkshake in my strawberry one. Unfortunately, I’m allergic to chocolate… Thanks guys!
@StagecoachWales so angry. Was waiting for the bus to go to an important doctor’s appointment and the only bus that comes up to Cwmparc, didn’t even come up to Cwmparc, it just drove right past us. I’m disabled and don’t drive so there’s no other way I can get there. Why?!?!?!?!
Does anyone know where I can get a 0.3mm and a 0.5mm Allen key? Is the 0.3mm actually an imperial size and I’m getting it wrong? I’ve hunted high and low and I’m confusing myself. TIA #AskTwitter
I may have just finished @ADHD_love_ book #DirtyLaundry having started it at about 11am… Everything in it describes me!! So having a word with my CPN on Thursday!!! #Undiagnosed