Ed Casey

Dictated, but not read. Pronouns: he/him

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The rest of the interview will be centaur questions.

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@inthefade So we’re doing this again huh?

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@amadcartoonist @JayJurden I hella programmed my vcr to record this one. Instant classic.

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@inthefade @graduatinglife Oh dang I haven’t thought about The Good Life in years this is going to be my whole next couple of days thank you

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@vinylrabbit You got the name right AND you spelled it the right way good work you get to stay up late and have extra screen time tonight.

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@vinylrabbit I’m your parents now you’re doing great I’m very proud of you.

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@inthefade This song was hot as hell the year I was a bouncer at a college dive bar so I’ve heard it approximately 900,000 times and if I’m being totally 100% honest it still fucking whips hard.

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@IanKarmel It’s just like… Bourdain spent the bulk of his career writing about and filming his life and chronicling his travels and whatnot do we really NEED a biopic version? What story is it going to tell that he didn’t already tell us himself?

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I missed the #SFGiants 2014 World Series reunion pregame festivities did they mention how I bravely staggered home from The Hemlock after nearly breaking my toe kicking a car that almost hit me and also I had nachos?

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Farhan Zaidi is a weird pick for Harris’s VP but ok I guess.

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“See if it were me I would’ve run a little bit faster and passed that guy.” - Me, watching the Olympics and eating a BLT

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Baseball is neat.

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@linguangst With my level of boxing expertise I’m extremely qualified to hold your spit bucket am I on the team?

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@inthefade Charmed life
Happy life like I got a happy wife
There ain’t no strife
With blessings I’m rife

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@TylerW13 Man if I saw that happen to someone else I would have to come out of the game.

I almost had to lie down after seeing the video on twitter.

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@Carl_TheHuman That’s why he’s so universally beloved by the fanbase.

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Snell pitching his way straight into pinstripes tonight.

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The Nick Ahmed revenge game is the most predictable thing to happen in baseball ever.

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@Every6thDay @GrantBrisbee Pass!

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Giants lose 4 of 5 out of the All Star Break.

Me: It’s over this team ain’t it. Sell.

Giants beat the Dodgers once.

Me: TEAM OF DESTINY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! BUY BUY BUY!!!

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Birdsong’s outing for the Giants was hands down the most important thing to happen today. So captivating I didn’t pay attention to anything else.

Now to take a big sip of this beverage and check the news…