Ed Crane

JLnK Big Ed

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@farman4x 98

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@DirtyOldFatKid1 @warrenkluck Dadiabetes!?!

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck Wow, you saw into my future??? Did you happen to notice if I was holding a winning lottery scratcher?? Winning!!!

[Warren Kluck @warrenkluck]

Amid all the objects being shot down over the US, the government is setting up a UFO task force. WHILE THE GODDAMNED SASQUATCH IS OUT THERE JUST STOMPING AROUND!!!????

[Warren Kluck @warrenkluck]

Mount Washington now holds the record for the lowest wind chill ever recorded in the United State at 109 degrees below zero. You bet your ass there is still some fat white guy up there in shorts and slides.

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck You say that like you didn't already know it!

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@michigancheri No, we're all getting them, just keep ignoring them!

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@JLNKShow

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@LoboUDL FYI, the left already coming out will dry out and turn brown. It may take a few weeks to show much progress. Don't water more than once a week, the rain next weekend should be fine.

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@LoboUDL Are you still wanting a banana plant?

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck Thank God spring is just around the corner!! Crisis averted...

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck I don't think it will beat "Looks like an Appaloosa horse. Crappaloosa? Appaloosestools?"

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck Would you hurry up and file this years taxes, you don't want them to wait too long to enjoy your money again.

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@JLNKShow What!!! Meatloaf died!?!? Why didn't you guys tell us on the radio this morning???? 😃

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@JLNKShow It's probably because of the sale this week, you know the only have 52 of those a year!

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@JLNKShow Jeez, the least he could do is spread a little bit of that around with his favorite morning show!

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@warrenkluck If the IRS just paid you what they owe you,

then you still wouldn't be close.

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@michigancheri My brother's name is Jon, does this rule still apply?

[Ed Crane @EdCrane77]

@2sDyNiteDynmite @AColdBeer2 @warrenkluck You so 2000 and late!!!