Ed Culinary Review

Finch Grunion's critical reviews of the food at Edmonson Dining Hall at Collins LLC. FAQ: NO, i am not Married.

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what the fuck

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I may or may not be hiding the arc of the covenenamt in the milk mchaeine either way nnone of you can see it..keep yoursticky little paws of

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Feeling distressed about the recent cuisine, considering suspending my 2016 presidential campaign. FinchFans, any thoughts?

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When is the lunar probe

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When is thhe next lunar penumbral eclipse

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I'll see you at the next penumbral lunar eclipse, Tofugo

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The omens in today's casserole were promising, and if even for a fortnight, Tofugo is pissed off.

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The croutons were a lustful disappointment #notthisbitch

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catchin some major bovine spongiform encephalopathy from the tiny onions in the peas, it s a living !

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holy beans this pizza is burnin a massive hidey hole in my gizzard #staywoke

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another day hootin and hollerin and choking on a watermelon rind for our hero finchie-poo

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been a good long while since I felt the cold sshaft of an Edmonson Creamy Icy Freeze Kone penetrate my irredeemable soul

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gimme the beans boys and save my soul I wanna get lost in a silo of beans

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put some mashed Taters on the bread and you got yourself a regular "spaceship to mars"

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roasted turkey was chock fulla tumors and sent me cluckin and gobblin all the way to the hospice,

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HOW GREAT THOU ART IS THE BEST LOVER BALLAD

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Who covered my Ted Nugent albums in spicy ranch? Ffuck offf

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(Lays face-down, exposing butt through ass-less Chaps, deep in a mosquito-infested bog) I will be thiqq in no time at all

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Vague ass stink

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I must needs find tthe pyromancers