stephenie meyer

sunburned in the dead of winter 🥶

[nick. @nickholeloadeon]

fierce is fierce hunni

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[crisp @80000bees]

week 2 at new company. ice breaker question what living person would you choose to have dinner with. i said carly rae jepsen. complete silence on the teams call

[kenna, PhD @uvltraviolent]

please lana just one trap album before you retire

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

when the first trailer came out my dad (65 year old man from boston) asked why they would make a movie of the odyssey and i told him matt damon was playing odysseus and he immediately said “well, asked and answered”

[stephenie meyer @edcullensviagra]

high and looking at sniffies through an anthropological lens

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[stephenie meyer @edcullensviagra]

is it nevermind

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Before you speak THINK
Is it Trite
Is it Humiliating
Is it Idiotic
Is it Nevermind
Is it Krazy

[🧬⛓️𝕭(jörk)𝖊𝖓 M.S.⛓️🧬 @papi_lechuga]

took the edible that makes you play with your butt omg

[🦅🕷 @ayr0322]

she needs to teach a masterclass on “how to articulate your thoughts”

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Eating a salad in Trump’s America

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

dream bf is autistic guy whose special interest is sex

[lady brett ashley @margebertha]

having a deeply intimate conversation with my friend about sex and love while taking thirty minutes to say goodbye on the street just to realize a ring camera is behind us

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

brought up lindsey graham dying on family vacation and my sister asked “is that who sang total eclipse of the heart”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[stephenie meyer @edcullensviagra]

and sincere about to offer her some hors d’oeuvres or perhaps another glass of champagne

[beguey. @hijabeys]

melanie looks gorgeous like woah

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

It's crazy that cash transfer apps in the U.S. are racialized for some reason

[donny ੈ✩‧₊˚ DUDC IS OVER PARTY @camcmrns]

THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED #loveislandusa