Captain Crack Sparrow

Hellbent and feeling heavenly

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i was laughing to myself watching this commercial because it was a totally failed advertisement: i was way more interested in the 30-year-old Lexus than the brand new SUV

[Mara🍒 @marillawyd]

nobody should be working almost 100 hours for $1100.

[🛸 @tufthug]

common

[Ke$ha Revolution @kesharevolution]

It feels like the first time

This moment is magical, Kesha embracing her past self and celebrating everything she fought so hard for🫶🏻

We Love You Ke$ha

💖Animal + Cannibal 15 Anniversary💖

[lumi @iheartb1tches]

when he's into puppy play so i euthanize him

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while

[Clip Hub @israeldfirzt]

Why drive 13 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me cold for only $63 more?

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[sev @sevariiia]

Cocktails on an empty stomach

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[promise ¹² @lpyeojin]

WHAT TOBER ???

[Memory @MemoryOffline]

Your 20s are the best years of your life.

Me in my 20s:

[ancient memes @meme_ancient]

GOTTA GET GET (2011)