diego

Fastest shotgunner on this side of the Mississippi River

[diego @eddie_dm]

@pata_de_chucho_ Lol simply regrounding you

[diego @eddie_dm]

My glasses came in! I will no longer be blinded at night

[diego @eddie_dm]

@dabbyysabbyy You’re right. I need my third eye so I can see the electrons

[diego @eddie_dm]

Bought a cold brew to stay awake in this 3 hour physics class

[diego @eddie_dm]

Gonna be in my seat cracked; calculating the acceleration of electrons

[diego @eddie_dm]

Damn, glasses are expensive af

[diego @eddie_dm]

I thought people were driving around with their high-beams on, so I’d high-beam them back. Turns out I just have astigmatism, and I’ve been high-beaming innocent people

[diego @eddie_dm]

CROATIA?! Got damn

[diego @eddie_dm]

MY CODE WORKS WITH 99.12% ACCURACY!!

[diego @eddie_dm]

Please, lord almighty, make my code work

[diego @eddie_dm]

FUCK, it didn’t work

[diego @eddie_dm]

If my code doesn’t work on the first test, I’m dropping out

[diego @eddie_dm]

No, pos ta cabron

[diego @eddie_dm]

@dabbyysabbyy Ah shit, let me just take some shots back to back

[diego @eddie_dm]

We still haven’t eaten yet, but I’ve had 6 beers already

[diego @eddie_dm]

@gayxanax Only thing to do

[diego @eddie_dm]

@brittany_503 We love to see it, now we’re all just waiting for the baby 👀

[Aaron West @oeste]

Spain haven’t treated Costa Rica this badly since 1561 smh

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me in the food line on thanksgiving 😂