Beer Fan #10,000,000

who put a 20p in this dickhead

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

TOP 3 STRAITS!

STRAIT OF GIBRALTAR
BERING STRAIT
STRAIT OF HORMUZ

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Yuuuuup!

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

Rent control advocates care more about hurting landlords than they do about helping renters.

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

In the future you'll be advertised to like Skyrim npcs informing you of side quests. "I've heard the girlfriend on Amazon prime is a thrilling watch" and then they continue with their day

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Couple next to me at American Football last night were filling out, I assume, consumer surveys during the support act #lockedin #grindset #fucksupportacts

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

@bankmansneed Real, the reason there like 8 nu metal bands is that it was such a flash in the pan too, it just faded

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

I love when a band lists a bunch of influences and it's clearly just bands they like that they sound nothing like

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Id hate to actually be American but I suppose a benefit of tastelessly bulldozing an entire continent is that you can chill in your house sized garage and drink shit beer when it's this hot

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Found out last weekend my grandad joined the freemasons when he was working in Kenya because "there was fuck all else to do"

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

messages from my 16 year old conspiracy theorist brother

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

@elliotjjjj Talk about it!

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Had to leave obsession halfway through because I'm terrified of women #womenmakemeuncomfortable

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

My teeth were so badly destroyed when I died that they had to identify me from my ID, which was in my wallet

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

john lennon voice: I pooped and peed today oh boy

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

@buzzhenge Lowkey it's Jaywood, but shout out mannequin pussy and greet death

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Just fell to my knees

[C🔆co Writes @WritesCoco]

A single slice of actual aged cheddar would have you on your knees in tears. Wisconsin would be a religious experience for you.

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Having a tough one today because ploughman's sarnies are actually vile but I'm incapable of handing anything to Americans

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

Unplugged my phone at 4:17am to use merlin to identify the beautiful song coming from the tree outside my bedroom window, forgot to plug it in now I'm omw to work with 17% battery. Mistle Thrush btw

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

(guy watching 9/11 happen, having a false memory of 100s of other identical attacks where the planes just bounced off the buildings) Damn... must've been the straw that broke the camel's back

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

@Andy223312 Stalker, just turn your phone off and lock in so good

[Beer Fan #10,000,000 @eddiefice]

It's actually really hard having the sickest music taste in the world and only being able to write 4 chord songs about drinking beer on my sofa